My life is a shitpost

L + ratio + you're into crypto + you wish you were a meme repost page + you can't even afford to buy twitter + you stole money from sex workers on paypal + you can't design a useful cave rescue submarine + the truck is ugly + i hope your batteries explode + the press is figuring out your liquidity crisis + you have ten children + your father sent you to work on your aunt's farm in canada so no one would kill you over the emerald mine he had part ownership stake in + the photo of you with ghislaine maxwell is generally well known + you are currently living at 4005 Island Knoll Drive, Austin, TX, 78746

"there is never an excuse to abort a child" what if the fetus had bad vibes? or was generally unpleasant to be around?

alphabet song ending explained

sometimes i think like "wow, y'know i really put myself in such an internet bubble. my time spent online would probably be more enjoyable if i broke out of it," and then i do and it's a fucking hieronymus bosch tableau out there. just winged beasts ripping babies apart and ig baddies throwing up pink sauce left and right.

Ough sink hungry feed it gallon bacon grease

Hmmmmm (me, thinking)

I had so much fun drawing this 🤡 ( Repost because I wanted to recolor the faceless lady's hair. Sorry about that)

my pronouns? oh im a hee/heem. whimper

Richard Savoie.

they’re talking to each other