me: *reading they both die at the end*
end of the book: *they die*
me:
The notorious criminal mastermind Kazoo Breaker and his crew Ines Ghana, Jasper Father, Dylan van Eco, Nina Zen and Matthias Helper take on a job to break into the impenetrable Ice Court in the great nation of Fjord to save the scientist Go Yup-Babur and therefore ensure that the powerful and dangerous drug Jury Parma doesn’t land in the wrong hands.
vibe check! *just starts fucking sobbing*
me, with a vague plot idea, 1 (one) character name, and an outline that consists of mostly question marks:
Fennec foxes!!
I scrolled and saw my face
Was this cat employed to do this? Like is she the biggest baddest bird in yo building catchin mf in the game? And they called her?!
miles morales: [jumps off a building]
the soundtrack:
its been a while since id posted some dumb animal puns ... i kinda missed it
please dont repost anywhere without my permission!
doctors and all other medical specialists during check-ups: "hmmm well it seems like nothing is wrong with you, you say you are having pain? idk take some tylonel and sleep it off i guess, you will probably live"
dentists: "your teeth are yellow as shit and your gums are unhealthy, you only brush twice a day when you should be doing it 4 times an HOUR, WHY don't you floss. i see darkness in your future and the darkness represents cavities, you've got diseases we haven't even seen before, all your shit is fucked up my guy, even your jawline sucks and i don't even test for that, absolutely pathetic. don't show your face here again"
*crying* mom can you come pick me up there’s bad vibes here
Me at work
counting 300 bars rest then missing your first and only entry
It’s true.
oh my god will it fucking kill you to say “they”
my pronouns are now (s)t(he)y t(h(im)er)m and my gender is entirely up to reader interpretation
Schrödinger’s gender.
if i have to foil your pronouns you’re going to algebra jail
American healthcare system be like
Sponge bob is very interesting as an adult viewer because the show has an almost obsession with the economics of daily life. Spongebob has a job. Starts businesses. Worries about getting fired and having to go on welfare or unemployment. You got Patrick who is explicitly unemployed. Squidward who dreams of pursuing his passions but is stuck in a low wage dead end job. You got mr krabs who is a. Wage thieving greedy manager. And you got jokes like this. This show is in dire need of some Marxist analysis
“spongebob is in dire need of some Marxist analysis” is not the hot take i expected today
