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A snake’s tail starts where the ribs end 

so really they’re 90% torso

ABC cuts scenes from ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas’ to allow for more commercials even though it’s about the overcommercialization of Christmas. Source

when you run out of drama to make in your life you gotta start ant drama

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

IM CRYINGNFN

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

french: coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: :)

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

Wow

Yo! Spread this around– both of my baby brothers are on the Autism spectrum and stuff like this is CRAZY beneficial, not to mention mostly unheard of. It’s so amazing to have options for kids who often struggle to integrate in public situations and also have fun

YOOO. So I work at Chuck E. Cheese and this is not at all locations. It’s only currently being tested in the New England area. They’re NOT doing this company wide. PLEASE if you really want this to continue past the test PLEASE contact our corporate office, NOT your local store. And if you live in the New England area PLEASE attend these events as often as you can. All of it is based off how much they increase in sales on these days. You could probably can ask any employee that works for Chuck E. Cheese (including myself) and they will tell you that this is one of the best ideas they have come up with. Parents of children with Autism tend to be the most hardworking and loving and providing an environment for them and their children to have fun is difficult. I know I don’t speak on behalf of the company, but PLEASE let our corporate office know that this is something that will benefit SO many families. Our staff across the country is willing to cater to them but we can’t unless our guests give us the positive feedback they hope to receive.

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My heart

i’ve waited a whole year to finally reblog this

Been in my queue for a year

Bold words, for a guy whose musical number changed the entire animation style.

So in french class the other day we had to describe a fruit to someone in french and they had to guess it, and so it’s this football player’s turn, and we’re describing a pear and he’s thinking and then he says “OH I KNOW IT I can’t remember the name but it’s the official fruit of genovia!”

He couldn’t remember pear, but somehow knew it was the official fruit from the made up country in The Princess Diaries

when i bought pokemon X i picked fennekin and squirtle okay

right now we focus on my squirtle, Kazoo, who had a bold personality or something like that

so ofc because he was proud he sparkled

when Kazoo became a Blastoise I was battling him with my friend and she was like “haha holy shit how did you get a shiny blastoise”

i cried for twenty minutes straight

i thought he was sparkly because he had self confidence

why do straight white people have to be so fucking extra this guy just grabbed a can of WD40 from his car and used it to grease the hinges of the front door of the starbucks

he doesn’t work here and he didn’t ask, he just did it for no reason

Ahhhh the many uses of WD40:

- Greaser

- Cologne

- Lube

- Self defense weapon

- Condiment

- Beverage

And now you can use it to detect straight white people.

Assuming the hinges were squeaking or sticking wouldn’t that be a nice thing to do? Also, what does this have to do with being white?

or straight…

God, straight white people are so fucking extra. This guy just altruistically solved a problem with a creative solution of his own initiative. Why can’t they just stay in their lane?

*white guy does something nice*

Tumblr: God, why are straight white people like this?!?!?!

There really is no pleasing you fuckers lol

I have WD40 EVERYWHERE. All my cars, all over my house and office, and I'm gay. Shit does everything, I swear.

These memes have reached a state of esotericism that will render them indecipherable to anyone in a few years.

good. that way no one can fully understand how disgraceful we really were.