men will be like “here are the top 100 greatest movies of all time” and won’t include barbie of swan lake (2003)

This is humanity put to good use. Screw all the stuff that’s happening these days, this is basically the only reason I like us stupid ape people. Little things like this, designed to keep us all happy and busy

i love this!!!

The Lion King 2019 vs The Lion King 1994.

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen in my life

Although Fantastic Beasts was cool, I’m still a little salty that we didn’t get a Marauders-era spinoff instead, so I made this! The Marauders have always been the most fascinating characters and subplot in my opinion, and I always wanted to make a fan video.  Since I have lots of free time now that it’s summer, I thought I’d give it a shot! Please reblog and let me know what you think :)

No copyright infringement intended, obviously I don’t own these clips but hey, fair use clause am I right?  I’m happy to tell you where I got any clips or audio.

Song: Heart of Courage – Two Steps From Hell

~Mischief Managed~

Caity :) x

MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON’T GIVE A *whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

*POLICE SIRENS*

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[gavin screaming]

who the fuck is Gavin

i don’t know but he seems pretty upset

THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST IVE ONLY SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS

Fuck

WHO THE FUKLELING FUCK IS GAVIN I WANNA KNOW

QUESTION EVERYTHING

wouldn’t it be nice to just like … literally fall in love with someone ?

it’s like i always say: fuck

Not gonna lie, all I really want right now is some wade watts x reader. Y’all need to get on that, stat.

Why are the bad guys always so damn hot?!

So true

A Valuable Private Lesson

It was your sixth year at Hogwarts and you were really starting to learn about some of the secrets the castle held.  There were far more secret passageways than you had thought and you had found one behind the appropriate sculpture of Gregory the Smarmy—why Hogwarts had decided to memorialize him you had no idea.  But it led to a very cozy passageway with some sitting nooks carved out along its walls and, best of all, it was devoid of all your classmates and quiet.  Needless to say, it had quickly become your go-to study spot since it allowed you to focus without worrying about any distractions.  And Merlin knows you needed that now that you were at N.E.W.T level classes…

You were trying to practice turning a cup into a toad using nonverbal magic and had just about got it (well, the cup had eyes and flailing toad legs—so, close enough really) when the door near the statue burst open and two figures came hustling through.  The sudden intrusion caused you to fling your wand nearly across the room and knock over your flailing half-toad, half-cup monstrosity.  Your face heated up in embarrassment as you realized it was none other than your best friends: Fred, who was also your crush, and his twin brother than had come storming in.  Great.  Of course this would happen to you!

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I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

GILDEROY LOCKHART IS FOUR YEARS BELOW SIRIUS BLACK

AND IMAGINE SIRIUS AT 17

AND SUDDENLY THERE’S THIS LITTLE SHIT WHO CHARMS THE OTHER GIRLS

AND SIRIUS IS JUST LIKE

Wind Blade - Lord of the Rings

Hey sweetie, I was wondering if you could please write an Aragorn x reader request where you are one of the Dunedain although Aragorn has never met you before, he has heard about all your feats and you are apart of the Fellowship and he is intrigued by how you fight and conduct yourself, you are snarky but a good hunter etc. Maybe you show him how well you fight when you get overrun by the Uruk-hai? Thank you :)

AN: I apologize if this isn’t exactly what you wanted. But this is where my mind took me.

Words: 1024

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You Are Bound To Me - Lord of the Rings

“How about the reader and Eomer are married when he gets banished so she drops everything and leaves to go with him and the riders but he’s really against it but gives in (maybe she admits she’s pregnant) and they travel together? Thank you in advance if you do it!! Xx”

“No.” Éomer commanded through gritted teeth.

“I am not one of your soldiers you can just order about Éomer.” You said, leading your horse past him and outside of the city gates

“Y/N No.” He commanded again reaching one arm to grab your shoulder as the other took hold of the horse’s reins.

“Éomer. You are a damned fool if you think you are leaving this city without me.” You attempted to shrug off his arm but his grip tightened.

“And you are equally as damned if you think I am going to let my wife ride out into the wilds. Look at these men,” He gestured to the growing number of his riders accumulating a few yards outside of the gates. “None of them can take their women with them.”

“YOU are the one who has been banished. YOU are the only one who does not have a choice Éomer. If they want their women they can ride right back through these gates at any time.” You hissed.

“They would not. Their duty binds them to me.” He said flatly. Your eyes went wide with anger.

“I AM YOUR WIFE!” You shouted, turning more than a few heads your direction. “I AM BOUND TO YOU! And you are bound to ME.” The last few words came softer as you swallowed back a sob. Éomer stepped closer and leaned in, hushing his words so the men could not hear.

“Y/N I know. And I will be yours no matter the distance between us.” He took your hands in his and pulled them to his heart. “You and my sister are all I have left, and I will have you safe. You must stay, for if anything happened to you my heart would not be able to bear it.”

You brought your eyes up to meet his. You were not surprised to find him holding back tears of his own through eyes pleading with desperation.

“Éomer I would stay. But it is not safe for me here now.” You sighed and lowered your eyes. “Theodred is dead. You have seen the King, surely death is not far from him. You are the heir to throne of Rohan. And in your absence…The throne would fall to your son.”

“I…I don’t have a son.” He paused. You looked back to him to find his desperation momentarily replaced with confusion.

“You will in a matter of months. Though, this was not how I planned on telling you.”

You watched as his eyebrows raised slowly and his mouth dropped agape. A fleeting grin flashed across his face before it disappeared into a look of pure sorrow. You choked back another sob.

“Éomer, if the baby is born and Theoden dies. Grima will rule as regent until our son comes of age. You think he is powerful now, imagine when the crown is literally on his head…Grima does not want heirs. I do not believe Theodred’s death was an accident. And now he is getting rid of you by banishment. Think of how he will get rid of an infant heir.” Dread dripped from every word you spoke.

Éomer grimaced and closed his eyes. His hands slipped from your own and he stood in silence.

“If I am no more safer staying in Edoras than I am with you. Then why should we be apart.” You raised a hand to his cheek and brushed away a single tear that had broken through.

“A son.” He opened his eyes. “A son?”

You nodded. “It is still very early. But I know it in my heart.”

He stared at you for a long moment before sighing.

“If we meet with battle or if I deem it necessary, you will promise to flee to safety? For the baby?” He asked

You nodded.

“Then you will ride with us… For now. Until I think of what course to take before you get too far along.” He pulled your hand from his cheek and brought it to his lips before handing the reins back to you. “I will…inform the men of the situation.”

He turned and walked to the crowd of men and horsed, pulling aside a few of his senior riders to speak. You looked down at your dress. Though you were too early to show, you lowered your free arm to encircle your stomach and spoke in a whisper.

“Oh my little one…You will live the free life of the Rohirrim. Free from Grima and his darkness. Your father and I will make sure of it. And if it means leaving…than leaving is what I will do.”

Bedtime

what’s this? an eomer mini fic with dad!feels?? it’s written mainly to compensate for the lack of dad!feels in the eomer moodboard, but also because can you imagine King Eomer with three daughters all under the age of 6? because i can. amazing.  so soft.  i love it. i may write more.

Characters: Eomer x Reader

A/N:  in this fantasy world of mine, Eowyn is married to Faramir, and lives in Gondor.  So Eomer is king of rohan. This is what actually happened do not fight me. (Yes, their names all start with “E”.  Eomer’s a little shit probably.) 

Warnings: it was almost smut, but then i remembered it had to be dad fluff…so just some talk about sex, but no actual sex

Words: 1354

tagging: @yourtropegirl and @daybreak96, because its your fault… 

i wasn’t sure who to tag because this is a new character, so let me know

(sorry this is crap i wrote it real fast)

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Mistletoe - Eomer

An Advent Calendar of Fics!

I’ve been watching the extended editions all weekend, so I’m right in the mood for this fic. I’ve been working on this for hours, whoops!

Pairing: Eomer x Reader Synopsis: Eowyn leaves the reader and Eomer alone so that they may reacquaint themselves. Word Count: 2,726

Songs that inspired this fic: Something There // This is My Idea // Across the Stars

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