thinking about the time i was struggling to open my water bottle in class, and a girl that i had spoken to maybe 3 times came up to me and went

"let me help you baby"

and then proceeded to struggle to open the bottle

i wouldve fallen in love right then & there ngl

somewhere between no longer and not yet

violet was so fucking funny for this

WHY DON’T YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS LUNATONE

SWEATS

I've decided if people are going to call male characters babygirl then I can do it the other way around for female characters. She's my man now. That woman is my boyfriend. My boytoy even.

Whenever I see Kylie Jenner I think about how fucked up life is. Like how much of a joke it is.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i always wanted to violate intellectual property and copyright law

A collection of ancient ceramic paintings depicting Achilles in a blanket being miserable and pathetic.

That's the post. Sorry that some of these are mircowave quality.

I can't really pick a favorite, I like them all equally. They're just so silly looking.

my favorite part of yugioh gx is when THE chazz shouts "it's chazzering time!" and chazzes all over the place