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Oh. My. God.

#solanyace #furrends #long post

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It’s like no one ever told him cats don’t like water.

tr1angl3

OTTERCAT

he’s having so much fun aw

Source: forgifs.com

#internmarce #furrends

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oh boy time to fuck up vriskers’ enter day!!

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c-guard

ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk

kawaii-kozume

Oh? Would you elaborate?

okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying “hewwo” so since then I started saying “hewwo” instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely “hewwo”like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo’s a day

but now that you have backstory I was just standing in my kitchen making rice, everythings dead silent, and suddenly this fucking “HEWWO??” echoes through the whole apartment and it almost killed me

evilauthor

I actually got in huge trouble with my fiance’s sister for that. One night, I heard Fish meowing and it kinda sounded like she was saying “hello” so I decided to encourage it. If no one was going to try to get the cat to stop screaming at 3am, I wanted to try to get her to scream words so everyone would be as disturbed about it as I was. For the better part of three years, I used treats to reward her whenever she “spoke” while not letting anyone else know I was trying to teach her stuff.

One day, my fiance’s sister goes to give Fish a treat and the cat whiffs it. Misses the treat completely and it bounces under the fridge, so she’s trying to stick her paw under to get it back.

“Oh no, Fish. You lost your snack!”

“I know I know.”

Instant chaos. It wasn’t even Fish’s best words. If she had only said it once, maybe no would have noticed, but the repetition got attention and everyone just lost it. I made the mistake of praising Fish and suddenly I have the sister turn on me. “Are you why she says ‘oh no’ all the time?” Apparently Fish rarely “meows” properly anymore and will say “Oh no” whenever she’s mildly inconvenienced and wants a human to fix it for her.

#c guard #furrends

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into the nepeta furrse

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@scamperway @anonyameows

#ic #((#I COULDN'T FIND ONE WITH ONLY 3 #AND YES I JUMPED ON THIS INACTIVE BLOG JUST TO MAKE THIS JOKE #))

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catboii

the-eyes-of-night-vale

CAH night vale edition

White cards include:

Purchasing human bones
Joining the the city council
A hidden lot pet city on the moon
Wheat and wheat byproducts
Boxes. Some that tick, some that do not
The lights above the Arby’s
An open bar at a funeral
A planet of awesome size, lit by no sun. An invisible titan, all think Black Forests and jagged mountains and deep turbulent Oceanside.
A barber giving a haircut to cacti
Invading the vague yet menacing government agency
StEvE cArLsBurG
Flakey o’s aggressive and sometimes controversial advertising campaigns
Forbidden knowledge

Black cards include

The city council has illegalized…….
Today’s traffic is…
Science has discovered that…. does not exist
The cause of death has been declared as…..
If you see…. say nothing, and drink to forget
Citizens for a blood space war’s newest fundraiser is….
Today’s radio broadcast was violently interrupted by… appearing in the middle of the station

vriskers is suppaws to have a fight tolight so i’m stuck at hive with our lusii but i might ditch and go s33 kanaya beclaws i miss her and her female lusii equivalents pawlways f33d me >:33