I WASNT EXPECTING TO HAVE THESE KINDS OF FEELINGS ABOUT A DUMB FIGHTING GAME
NERO BABY I LOVE YOU YOURE DOING GREAT
I DON’T WANT TO DO THESE FIGHTS :(
AW V NO. Well it was fun while it lasted.
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how far are you in the game have you gotten to play as Dante and have him meet Nico this is VITAL
I’ve either just completed or am just about to start Mission 10 (can’t remember), so I’m juuuust into Dante. He hasn’t met Nico yet. 👀
UPDATE I got to this part today and it is m a g i c
how far are you in the game have you gotten to play as Dante and have him meet Nico this is VITAL
I’ve either just completed or am just about to start Mission 10 (can’t remember), so I’m juuuust into Dante. He hasn’t met Nico yet. 👀
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V is a goth yoga instructor send tweet
sleazyfemmedad replied to your post “I have a very important question: who is the most trash protagonist in...”
Dante is SO GARBAGE. Also did you fuckin. peek that corset top V wears under the vest trenchcoat? that fucker? that goth ass bitch???
oH MY GOD, I didn’t, but you’re so right. V you extra motherfucker
tonberryqueen replied to your post “I have a very important question: who is the most trash protagonist in...”
I'm dying. Perfect analysis.
I’ve never played a DMC game in my life before now, so take my opinions as you will. :p
I have a very important question: who is the most trash protagonist in dmc5? Dante or Nero? I think Dante cause he's this garbage old man who eats pizza and makes terrible one liners
This is such an important question thank you for sending it.
Dante is a strong front runner for sure: when we see him (via flashback) in the start of this mess he’s sitting IN THE DARK in his office with all of the utilities turned off because he hasn’t paid them. JUST SITTING THERE. IN THE DARK. 10/10 Grade A Garbage.
Nero makes a strong case though: where Dante’s one-liners roll from inspiration because he’s just Like That, Nero probably practices his in the mirror. This kid tries. He tries so hard, which actually makes him a little less trash. 8/10 Garbage Points, he cares so much even though he tries to pretend that he doesn’t.
But let’s not forget V, the dark horse: definitely sought out that vest precisely so he could show off his tattoos, dramatically reads his one-liners from a book, CAN READ IN BATTLE IF HE SO CHOOSES. He also chose those sandals for The Aesthetic (and how much do I love that he chose gladiator sandals instead of like, combat boots. Combat boots are for punks like Nero. V’s got a Style, and he’s sticking to it.). 9/10 Hot Topic Garbage, minus one point because somehow he pulls it off.I think you’re ultimately right, though; Nero and V make strong showings but ultimate Dante’s been at it longer than they have and at least Nero and V look like they shower. V probably dry-shampoos when no one’s looking. Dante also pulls ahead for that line about the toilets, which I am not touching, Dante get your life together pls. At the very least pay your water bill.
V’s sandals are so valid, send tweet
V’s gameplay is like...SO much easier than Nero’s. Like so much easier that I’ve already gotten the triple S rank without many skills. It almost feels unbalanced - I suspect the game is doing a lot of the work for me since I have auto lock on, but it’s making playthrough a breeze so I’m not turning it off :D
I LOVE
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I love...V’s dramatic ass....
V’s re-entrance in Red Grave City is giving me real Genesis flashbacks.
Cleared a couple stages but have to call it quits for tonight; I can definitely see how this would have replay value once you get the hang of it. (I’m definitely still getting the hang of it.) Also call me predictable, but I’m enjoying every time Nero gets splattered in blood, even if he’s not.