Just A Simple Raptor

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

actual picture of an actual texan on a typical sunday afternoon

how’s everybody doing

ok but if a girl ever like……tucked a stray piece of my hair behind my ear or traced my collarbone i would die know this

Anyways…… Being cool is not having any guilty pleasures and just being a sincere person and living your truth just in case nobody told u

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when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

The opposite of straight A’s is gay bees.

oh my god

@angryschnauzer @angreav @beaglebitch @missbehavingmore @jackburtonsays @lemonade-time @kat-the-untamed-shrew @the-haven-of-fiction Oh my God! Soooooo gorgeous!

Sweet bebes! 😩

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them

u know when u watch a movie and afterward you’re like “god the score was so fucken good who composed it” and the answer is hans zimmer every time

i’m gonna touch the japanese dog

lactose intolerant ppl after getting sick from eating dairy

fuck this picture

Whats your damage?

Its just a bunch of old people and then-

Nana Nana Nana Nana … Batman

Son of a bitch

Goddamn this picture.

Dog logic