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How much am I worth ?

@frenchones / frenchones.tumblr.com

formerly txkeyouout
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malia got to go to france. and around europe. no one gets to tell me otherwise.
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just saw a post that was like “if you don’t feel like brushing your teeth don’t do it!” and like. NO NO NO. This is an attitude that feels great in the short term and ended in a root canal for me and ongoing dental pain. my jaw has not been right since and the root canal effectively tanked my mental health as well as my depression had. I know getting through things is rough when you’re feeling bad but this is your sign to PLEASE take care of your teeth, I love you and it will help I promise xx

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frenchones

honestly the weirdest fucking thing about this movie is that they made malia x jordan a ship. like. what?

honestly i have a lot of nostalgia and am grateful they even made a movie but it’s definitely not the direction i would have taken their stories lmao.

also it’s been so long since i’ve even looked at fandom and there’s a part of me that is like eheh i hope st*rek fans are mad (except the people in fandom i like. which are few.) and i’m glad st*dia broke up. i can hold onto some of my petty feelings.

the only times i shipped either of those two ships was bc of friends who rped them bc they did it in a good way not the way the show did.

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if we're friends or even just mutuals on here:

  • just because I’m quiet doesn’t mean I don’t care about you
  • I send happy thoughts and good energy your way
  • I’m bad at expressing these things a lot of the time
  • communication just takes a lot out of me sometimes (so I end up being pretty slow to reply to messages/texts/etc)
  • I read your posts and updates
  • I care about the stories/poems you write, the jewelry you make and/or the art you create
  • I hope the best for you
  • I care about you and I think you’re awesome
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pixiememes

Fake relationship

  • “I’ll buy you coffee if you hold my hand for five minutes.”
  • “Please just pretend you know me.”
  • “I thought you’d never show up!”
  • “One date to meet the family. Would you really say no to free food?”
  • “You only have to wear the ring until they notice.”
  • “What’s the harm if we’re never going to see each other again?”
  • “But I don’t even know your name!”
  • “I’m not sure we can pull this off.”
  • “They’re going to be furious if they find out.”
  • “I get to have a sexy partner for a day, and you get to have a story to tell your grandchildren.”
  • “Just kiss me and act like you do it every day.”
  • “If you keep staring at me like that, everyone’s going to see right through us.”
  • “Well, darling? Aren’t you going to introduce me to your friends?”
  • “I know we’re strangers, but can you at least hug me back?”
  • “I’ll do all the talking, you just stand there and look pretty.”
  • “I can’t do this! I’m the worst liar ever!”
  • “I’ll do it, but only if we get to go on a real date later.”
  • “Look, I only hacked into your account to change your relationship status.”
  • “You look terrified. Please smile before someone thinks I threatened you.”
  • “This is temporary, I promise!”
  • “This is only temporary, right?”
  • “So how long do you need me to be your secret spouse?”
  • “I think you’re mistaking me for someone charming.”
  • “Of all the people here, why me?”
  • “Don’t flatter yourself, you just happened to be closest.”
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so i cleared out all my drafts. it’s been too long and half those people aren’t even active anymore, soo it needed to be done.

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