being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors
i love this website
reblog to sauté the horrors
oooh yas! #16 and 20 for Kylo pwease 😗✌🏻
ok headcanon you say... so here you got some crack: kylo noticed his partner winks at her friends or people from her homeworld and he tries to wink at her because he wants to make her feel at home but ... he can’t fucking wink. Its terrifying, he can’t wink, poor girl has to try and not laugh at his inability to wink because he is trying...
I love this one, and this hits home for me because I cannot wink for shit haha
HC: Kylo can’t wink
*w/ a bonus gif of Adam Driver winking from Twitter*
ok a little late but I’m still going to send in an ask (congrats on your 300!!) ‘Can you zip me up?’ for Kylo? maybe reader usually doesnt wear dresses and rather wears one of those ghastly uniforms so kylo is a little flustered when he sees her like that (I’m thinking no pre-established relationship but tbh do whatever you like)
You’re never late!! And thank you ❤️
From the 300 follower prompt list: ‘Can you zip me up?’
Warnings: nothing explicit, but you could seriously cut the sexual tension with a knife
Word count: 850
Summary: You’re attending a planet-side event, and your dress is proving to be more difficult than negotiations.
Thankfully you receive some help, just from an unexpected source.
Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE
"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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A handy guide for your Jewellers and Gem Cutters.
I accept payment in trillion-cut black diamonds.
Chop chop.
Useful!
my step mom was asking me more questions about the nonbinary thing and after talking to me for a bit, she said "oh, so youre a rosé! not a chardonnay transitioning to a merlot, just your own unique type" which was such a middle aged white woman way to frame it, but i cannot lie gang. it did make me want to cry
This is the funniest thing on the internets today, don't you hide it in the tags
every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok
epic... rap battles of history..... puppy .......................versus..................... kitty......................... BEGIN!!!!
everyone go home this is the only good addon to this post
Whenever I see an Ivan Aivazovski painting the sea monster in me goes absolutely feral
I see this and I've never wanted to sink a ship so much in my life I'm biting through wood as we speak
God if I saw this in person I'd straight up start slithering. Start writhing
The way he just *clenches fist* makes water light up from the inside. Ugh, I once zoned out in front of one of his larger paintings in a gallery and came to, like, twenty minutes later, smelling saltwater and tasting driftwood.
This is his largest painting ever. It is 2,8×4,2 meters large. That is about 9'3"×14'1". It took him ten days to paint. This is a guy who painted normal-sized paintings in an hour, two, tops, according to contemporaries.
He was utterly unique.
worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil
character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!
the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!
I love seeing dogs and wolves in movies because they’re acting so vicious but also their tails are wagging so hard unless the post-processing guys specifically edited out the tails (which is slightly less obvious but also hilarious in a different way once you spot it).
This is why I love the dog in the original casting of The Thing so damn much. I have never seen an acting dog move with such a deliberate, calm intent. It was like every single motion and gesture this animal made was intentional.
Apparently, according to the behind-the-scenes documentation, this dog was just fuckin like that. Almost never, if at all, looked at the camera crews and production teams. Never excitedly wagged his tail on set no matter how much of a good boy he was being. If he did, it was the same… deliberate motions.
His name was Jed, and even though he’s a dog, he deserves an oscar. He was an exceptionally good boy.
Jed also played the role of White Fang in the 90s Disney film version!
I honestly can’t imagine a better portrayal of a stoic, aloof White Fang, who gradually softens, than Jed. Good boy.
That dog knows his job, and knows he’s damn good at it, and knows he’s probably better at his job than his coworkers.
That dog was delivering straight up Shakespearean performances, and he probably was saddled with human coworker who had to make use of such unprofessional things as second takes.
My condolences, Jed, my condolences.
last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up
Friendly reminder that you should
- Write that fic
- Draw your OC
- Redesign that blorbo
- Plan that comic how you want
- Create the content you want to see
- Be cringe
- Be free
The only thing that matters is you having fun! Not what others think!