Have you guys seen this???
wasn’t the wicked movie great????
this is the funniest story ever told
Galinda: Has anyone ever told you they love you?
Elphaba: Does family count?
Galinda: Yes.
Elphaba: Then no.
Galinda: I’m a Good Person
Didn’t you know that I’m a good person?/I’m pure angel through and through
Elphaba: I’m the Villain in My Own Story
Is the enemy what I’m meant to be?/Is being the villain my destiny?
Fiyero: Thought Bubbles
Because I can’t be alone with my thoughts
Boq: Settle for Me
Settle for me/Darling, just settle for me
Nessa: Scary Scary Sexy Lady
Angry like a witch/but sexy like a sexy witch
Fiyero: One year ago this week, Elphaba Thropp and Fiyero Tiggular were married. The bride wore a dress designed by her friend Galinda Upland; and the groom wore a butt so perfect it could make an angel hang itself.
Elphaba: … you wrote this yourself, didn’t you?
Fiyero: Yes, I did.
Elphaba: How did you find me?
Glinda: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and thought ‘Now who could that be?’
Galinda: Hey Elphaba, truth or dare?
Elphaba: truth
Galinda: I dare u to kiss me
*ensue enthusiastic make out*
Fiyero (to Boq): she didn’t even say dare tho????
Boq: you just kinda have to go with it at this point... I lost my will to try and stop them ages agop
Avaric: Sire, I’ve been looking for you everywhere!
Fiyero: What a coincidence, Avaric. I’ve been avoiding you everywhere
Elphaba
[After Elphaba and Fiyero have had lunch with Nessarose and her new boyfriend and Elphaba is trying to find something wrong with him]
Elphaba: What can she be thinking?
Fiyero: Hey, I thought he was a very nice guy
Elphaba: Did you notice how he kept using the word “actually”? And then the way he kept hogging the ketchup bottle? It was weird.
Fiyero: *nods* I still can’t get over what he did to that waitress.
Elphaba: What did he do, I didn’t see?
Fiyero: Oh, you missed that, huh? Waitress walks by, he sticks out his hand. Not even his hand, like, two fingers, and says: ‘Excuse me, miss, but I could please have some water’?” *gestures like ‘can you believe that?’*
*Elphaba glares at him*
