Mass Effect Master Post
A collection of all my Mass Effect fanfic, meta, and character posts.
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first base is saving his child from a tsunami. second base is being yelled at in a grocery store. third base is clawing at the mud. fourth base is tasting his blood. fifth base is kissing another guy. sixth base is—
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LOCATION BASED SMUT PROMPTS
TRANSPORATION
- one muse gives the other oral while they drive.
- driver uses one hand to finger the other while on a long road trip.
- muses join mile high club in an airplane restroom.
- in an airplane one muse has to be quiet while the other muse plays with them in their seats.
- muses tease each other in the back of a taxi cab on the way home.
- while driving home after a date, they get too impatient and pull into a parking lot to have sex.
- while driving in the middle of a forest, our muses pull onto the side of the road for sex.
- our muses are on a road trip but a thick fog forces them to take a break. they have sex inside the car while waiting for it to clear.
- while at the drive in theater, muses participate in foreplay.
- while at the drive in theater, muses forego watching the movie to have sex.
- revenge sex in someone else’s car.
- sex in someone else’s car due to impatience and carelessness.
- a quickie while parallel parked on a busy road.
- in an empty train car while freighthopping.
- in a crowded bus, one muse sitting in the others lap purposefully and subtly grinding to get them worked up.
- in a private jet, on the way to a business trip.
- in a private jet, on the way to a vacation spot.
- one muse masturbates while the other drives.
- driver instructs the passenger to touch themselves through guided masturbation.
- while one muse drives, they describe what they want to do to the passenger who isn’t allowed to touch themselves.
NATURE
- sensual sex in a secluded meadow during a picnic.
- one muse holding the other up against a tree.
- in a cabin in the middle of a rainstorm late at night.
- in a cabin in the middle of a heavy snowstorm during the day.
- in the bed of a truck in front of hiking trails.
- in the bed of a truck while stargazing.
- a plateau overlooking the ocean on a cloudy day.
- one muse has been napping in a hammock and the other wakes them by beginning to finger them.
- muses get distracted from sunbathing and start to fool around by a poolside or lake.
- inside a gazebo while it rains.
- a little ways off from a hiking trail, hidden by thick foliage.
- mutual masturbation while camping in a tent.
- beneath the shade of trees in the middle of an orchard.
- between rows in a vineyard.
- hidden away in the dead end of a hedge maze.
PUBLIC
- in a bar or restaurant, one muse sneaks under table to eat out the other.
- in a bar or restaurant, muses discuss in detail what they’re going to do to each other once they get home.
- inside the stall of restroom in a bar.
- inside a single bathroom of a place of service (restaurant, store, club etc.)
- in a hotel room, up against the window overlooking a busy city.
- a quickie in a diner restroom before getting back on the road.
- up on a rooftop where no one is supposed to be.
- inside one muses’s office.
- inside a third party’s office they shouldn’t have access to.
- inside an empty church on a weekday.
- one muse fondling the other while they’re trying to shop.
- foreplay and teasing in the dressing room of a store.
- oral performed while hidden in a storage room or closet.
- inside an abandoned house.
- hushed sex while staying in the guest room of another’s home.
- in the middle of a park late at night.
PRIVATE
- on the floor, in front of the fireplace to warm up after coming inside from winter storm.
- one muse on the bathroom counter while the other stands.
- in front of the bathroom mirror so they can watch themselves.
- to break in a new house or apartment, boxes scattered about and furniture newly placed.
- bent over a table while something bakes in the oven.
- on the kitchen counter with half-eaten plates of breakfast forgotten.
- one muse spread out across the top of a grand piano, pretty woman style.
- rushed and desperate, messy on the couch because they were too impatient to even make it to the bedroom.
- one muse riding the other while the tv plays in the background, movie forgotten entirely.
- on the balcony in early morning, where neighbors might see, but no one will likely look.
cr-noble-writes reblogged
if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes
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I am going to take a deep breath and just remind you:
Writing is messy, even for the best authors. It's supposed to feel a little uncomfortable, exhilarating, freeing, natural, and terrifying.
It's supposed to inspire you and feel like a too-heavy backpack.
Sometimes, you're going to love being a writer and sometimes, you'll feel so disconnected, you'll wonder if you were ever a writer to begin with.
Give yourself room to make mistakes and hate your work and return to it with renewed confidence that yes, you will get 1% better next time.
It's what we're all going through. Let's speed up the growing process a little by accepting the entirety of it.
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#What a year this week has been
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This is a promise. I’m not going anywhere. I’m done running. Me too.
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Tumblr in the 60s
☮ monkeewholock follow
🎉🎉CONGRATULATIONS UNITED KINGDOM 🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉BYE BYE GROSS INDECENCY!!!!🌈🌈🌈 62 countries have now legalized sexual activities between men🌈🌈🌈
🐞 homophilespock follow
SPIRK CAN FINALLY FUCK
🚀 starrfleet follow
They are American, not British... But I'm pretty sure spirk has always been able to fuck since the show is set in the future.
📻 lesbianbobdylan follow
Christ, this is not about your cutesy uwu yaoi otp, go outside and smoke some grass
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🌻 flowerpower follow
Politicians are not your friends but damn Kennedy is fine, I look at one (1) picture of him and my head literally explodes
🌻 flowerpower follow
...i just woke up, why is my askbox full
🌻 flowerpower follow
WHY IS HE TRENDING I'M SCARED
🌻 flowerpower follow
guys stop reblogging this it's been like five years i've changed
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🎹 nixonsafascist follow
do you think they call him little richard because he has a little. Richard
🎹 nixonsafascist follow
easy website
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🇻🇳 shirellesofficial follow
Being the only lesbian in your friend group sucks so bad. "beatles or stones??" i will kill you
🗣 lavendermenaceisreal-deactivated72537262
Disrespecting female social groups for male validation? Typical lesbian behaviour.
🇻🇳 shirellesofficial follow
Mike Jacker isnt gonna fuck you
🇻🇳 shirellesofficial follow
Oh no I think she couldn't handle that
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✌ draftdodgerdyke
DM me for the addresses of my Swedish and Canadian friends. Do not put your personal information in the reblogs.
🙍♀️ silvermilk follow
You should be ashamed of yourself.
✌ draftdodgerdyke
huh??
🙍♀️ silvermilk follow
I said, you should be ashamed of yourself. You disgust me. I assure you, when the commies attack us, you will not find your silly little post "groovy" anymore.
✌ draftdodgerdyke
Jesus, don't flip your wig
🙍♀️ silvermilk follow
My father fought in ww2 for you ungrateful degenerate.
✌ draftdodgerdyke
Don't see what your daddy's unsexiness has to do with me and my lads taking a sexy sexy trip to Sweden.
#anyway only hot guys dodge the draft
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🪕 prostitutesandlesbians follow
in every interview i watch of the beatles they are so DONE and trolling everybody, these fucking annoying BITCHES, i need them inside me so badly
🪕 prostitutesandlesbians follow
#this but not john lennon #i just can't forget the heinous things he said about jesus
idk I actually think it was very sexy of him, stop trying to cancel john in my post
✝️ jesusrevolution follow
The reading comprehension on this website is piss poor. John literally didn't mean he was greater than Jesus or better than Jesus, he was just trying to make a point about the world becoming more secular. Cancel culture has gone too far.
🚷 to-hell-with-the-beatles follow
How dare you say we piss on the poor?? Jesus died for Mr Lennon's sins and it's not "cancelling" to send him a few respectably worded death threats to remind him of that. He cancelled our Lord first!
✝️ jesusrevolution follow
Girl Jesus literally said it's cool, I dropped acid yesterday and saw Him and He told me.
🪕 prostitutesandlesbians follow
help the girls (christians) are fighting in my beatles thirst post
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🛼 donovandyke follow
I will be glued to the tv today. If you don't want to hear about it, just blacklist #moonlanding !!
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🗣 claudeberger4ever-deactivated98975287
Hi I'm new to the Hair musical fandom so I'm not super invested in the whole discourse, but I just felt like this needed to be said: Friendly reminder that not being against the war in Vietnam does not make you a bad person!
🥁 ringoforpresident follow
it literally does tho
✌ draftdodgerdyke
Another win for us hot guys
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cr-noble-writes reblogged
I love a game with an archer protagonist, and Horizon does it very well!
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all together! so fun seeing them as a set
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the 5 love languages are:
- Sharing a blunt
- All forms of cooking
- Being incredibly stupid on purpose
- Collaborative hating
- Ignoring things
cr-noble-writes reblogged
Karlach the SECOND you stand still lol
Volume up!
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I love you “unlikeable” female characters I love you rude girls I love you mean women I love you girl interpretations of the “Asshole with a Heart of Gold” trope I love you women who get labeled Cold and Unfeeling I love you girls who lash out I love you women who lie I love you female characters who make people mad just by existing
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Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson) / @wholeheartedsuggestions / Jenny Slate / Euripides again
cr-noble-writes reblogged
Every day those skeleton lesbians are on my dash beating the shit out of each other or making out or playing mario kart. I don't even know what kind of media the locked tomb is. Is it a tv series? A collection of plushies? A webcomic? A limited edition beverage with an oddly detailed lore behind it? Perchance. All of these questions and more could be solved by a simple google search, yet I kind of like having something that I have no context for - or understanding of - cross my dash occasionally. Adds a bit of spice. McGriddle and Shark? I hope they get gay married. I hope this isn't a queerbaiting situation or whatever. I hope they have lots of skeleton babies and their coffee shop continues to thrive. I hope they finally kill the onceler.