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How to Tell Noise Artists Apart

Merzbow: Nothing makes sense, yet *everything* makes sense.

Masonna: Screaming about Vaginas or something idek

Whitehouse: Edgy dads yelling about fucked up sex over WASP drones

Consumer Electronics: When the Mr. is tired of telling you how worthless you are, the Mrs. will finish the job. (Update: Not anymore!)

Hijokaidan: Music so loud you have to piss on stage to enjoy it.

The Gerogerigegege: ????????????????? vacuum cleaner sex ????????????????????????

Suckdog: This is a big, beautiful fucking mess made by two wild girls and a cassette recorder.

Master/Slave Relationship: Sounds like something you would hear playing in a grimy torture chamber.

Hanatarash: OH GOD EVERYTHING IS BEING BULLDOZED GET ME OUT OF HERE

The Haters: OH GOD EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE GET ME OUT OF HERE

Ramleh: Songs are lush and ambient; you almost forget this is a noise project

Sutcliffe Jugend: Surprisingly melodic songs about serial killers and Nazis.

Genocide Organ: This might be about Nazis. I don’t know. The beats slap regardless.

Haus Arafna: This is definitely about Nazis, but like, how awful they were. The synth lead slaps so fucking hard regardless.

Brighter Death Now: You’re wincing the entire time you’re hearing the lyrics.

Deathpile: Every song is about a serial killer; every word is barked out like an angry, scornful god

Atrax Morgue: Paraphilia time! What turns me on? Everything! What makes me want to die? Everything!

The Rita: OUCH MY EARS OUCH MY BRAIN OUCH OUCH OUCH

Wolf Eyes: They look like garage rock dads but sound like a freight train derailing in a village full of small children.

Aaron Dilloway: Sounds like warped cassette tapes haunted by all the ghosts in a city morgue

Prurient: I am TINY and I am HORNY and I am ANGRY ABOUT BEING TINY AND HORNY.

Alberich: You're dancing to the beats but feeling slightly uneasy over the guy in sunglasses and a trench coat screaming at you.

Justice Yeldham: There’s probably blood spatter on whatever you ordered, and that adds extra “oomph” to the audio.

Dreamcrusher: GENDER IS OVER AND I’M GOING TO SCREAM ABOUT IT UNTIL YOU ACCEPT IT

Puce Mary: Movie soundtrack samples with poems about sex and/or death.

Croatian Amor: Pretty sure this guy wasn’t hugged enough as a child.

Author & Punisher: Okay, this is really fucking cool. Look at all those homemade instruments. Listen to that super melodic hook. Damn son.

Pharmakon: Loud noises, even louder screeching, every song is about bodies falling apart.

Trepaneringsritualen: Pagan lyrics growled out by a man that looks like an actual real Viking

Moor Mother: Hip Hop and noise had a baby and it’s full of justifiable rage

Lingua Ignota: She’s singing in Latin, she’s making weird faces, OH GOD THIS IS TERRIFYING, OH GOD wait a minute never mind she’s playing banjo now

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