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Ma Wander's Radio Hour

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H̵ȩllo,̨ uni͡v̷er͘se͡. This is Ma Wander, transmittin’ outta sweet little ▚̛ ̧▝̶̵ ̵́ ▒ ▟̴̧ ͝͞▞̡͡ ͝͏̶▚ ̡ . The sky is clear, the signal’s strong, and I am here t’ take your calls. I’ll answer any questions y’all might have ‘bout, wèl͜l – ̨an͘y̡thing, I suppose. If I don't know the answer, I can sure as shootin' make one up. OOC Info in About tag
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Wander weren’t th’ only child t’ have the misfortune of gracin’ my doorstep. One day a lil feller who took on the̶ ͢n̸am̕e̕ Ol’̢ Wor͠m ͜ (though I ain’t sure how, exactly, he got it) showed up in our kitchen. No clue where he came from, ‘n’ I thought he were a spot a mold fer th’ longest time, but my kit̛tȩn t҉ook͘ ͜ to him like they was mold themself, ‘n’ Wormy was their bread. I think Wander was just happy t’ have a friend their o̷w͜n a͏ge f̧in̸ally̕.͟

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Oh my g͡r̕aćiou̸ś,̵ would ya lookit this. This is a lovely piece of art, Miss Nicole! I can’t tell ya how pleased I was t’ find it sittin’ in my mailbox. Thank ya so much for sendin’ it in!

Shame it took so long t’ get here, the ҉post̕ma͝n ain’t so reliable this far out. But don’t ya fret, it’s gettin’ a special place on my wall.

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Mr. Boggs: omg
Ma: So I'mma need these delivered to -- you'd best have a damn good reason fer touchin' my face. ----- Mr. Boggs: eeeeeeeeee!
Ma: Did ya get in a fight with my mascara... and lose?
Wander: No! Y'all just don't get me! I'm blowin' this backwater joint.

My kitten might’ve had a r͍͎̘̻e͈̣͖̺͞b̰̲̖̫̖e̵̠l͉ ͇͈̟̲̳̘p͎͈ha̮̥̠̥̙̥͝s͕͔ͅe̯͖͍̦̳̰. Not sayin’ either way exactly, but maybe. P̣̺̜̦͔͖͚os̥s̢͔̤̦̯i̟̲b̤̲̭̫̥͚̫͡l̸̯y̯̝̠̯.̳̪̟̭̫̞

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