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Concept: in a setting where vampires exist and can only be harmed by symbols of faith (crucifixes, etc.), a James Randi-style skeptic/supernatural debunker witnesses his family murdered by vampires, and dedicated his life to hunting down what he believes are a cabal of ordinary serial killers with a blood fetish and some cheap plastic fangs. They die when he shoots them with an ordinary gun, granted holy status by the sheer force of his belief that they are actually just ordinary humans who will die when shot.

The reason the sun burns vampires is that all the plants worship it.

nothing in the mirror dimension believes they exist at all

Name your cats after mathematicians.

We did!

His name is Gauss.

his name is gauss!

a raven father (i call him "pants") I've been feeding sometimes likes to sit outside my window and either wait for more food or just listen to the stuff I'm watching while I draw. Today's a colder day so he likes to fluff up a bit, and I kid you not :

this is an accurate representation of my view

Pants sure is pantsing today

i am absolutely unqualified to weigh in on this so feel free to correct me, but some of you are using the wrong honorifics in your benedict/colin fics (ie from what i've observed as canon while watching the show) and it drives me a little Insane. so

i've seen a handful of fics where a sibling's wife is referred to as lady bridgerton and it lowkey makes my eye twitch. all love guys xx

welcome back to gamechanger, the only gameshow where the game changes every show! players, you will notice that we are standing in a prison, and that some of you have been designated as “guards” while the rest of you are “prisoners.” over the next few months y

Pleeeaaaase may we have Lord Remington at the LW reveal??? I am still hoping only a small amount of people plus the Queen will find out.... but just let me have him involved.

literally in love with the way that ruby just gets shit done. she's traveling with an actual alien that has a time and space traveling police box, and she never questions that or is like "there's gotta be something in your bag of tricks to get us out of this."

naw, my girl just comes up with her own plan. i mean, she starts banging the shit out of a space station to attract a deadly monster. she finds a way to get into every room by taking advantage of the brit's obsession with a cuppa, and she does it so fast that the doctor doesn't even have time to pull out his psychic paper.

her entire methodology is just run towards it and poke it until it does something, and it is completely reckless, but it is totally her. this isn't some kind of strange courage that only came from being in the vicinity of the doctor (she literally grabbed onto a rope hanging from a floating pirate ship before she even met the doctor), that's all her baby. such menace energy. i love it.

I know how the Merlin fandom makes jokes about George, like how Merlin doesn’t like him, and he doesn’t like Merlin, especially how they dressed him to look like Merlin but picture this:

George dressed like that because because he actually likes Merlin. He thinks Merlin is an Icon. He saw Merlin talk shit about Arthur and was like “I’m going to worship this man until I die”

I just think it would be funny in fics if he and Merlin were friends. George straight up lying to Arthur, covering for Merlin when he need to do magic things.

Arthur: “MER LIN — George have you seen my manservant anywhere”

*cue explosion in the background”

George, who help Merlin sneak out: who is Merlin, never heard of a Merlin

I just think it would be funny

I am not a 911 person but I am told by my Beloved Friends who are that in this show people fuck on top of fire trucks

please know that the hose bed is on top of the fire truck, that it is extremely uncomfortable to lie on, and that it ruins the fantasy to bring bedding up there with you

When will it be my turn to have my childhood crush pay off my lady’s maid one evening to make sure I’m okay after a emotionally crushing social event that leads to them giving me a painfully tender first kiss that sends their entire being into a spiral when they realize they love me??

tits and also boobs

And ass

And cock!

ah! didnt see u there! u caught me indulging in one of my most fascinating interests as of late. its called a "dictionary". *turns page and softly chuckles* oh, this is clever...

BRO

so, so valid of anthony to barely be in this season because he canonically can’t stop fucking his wife long enough to be a functioning member of society

penis blast nefarious

diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various

penis blast electrical

penis blast delectable

penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable

sorry