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one of my favorite lotr facts is that gondorians speak sindarin as a first language and yet when faramir was talking to frodo and sam about cirith ungol he was like “we don’t know what’s in there.” like faramir. cirith ungol is sindarin for “pass of the spider.” do the math

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Don’t forget that Frodo also speaks Sindarin, which makes this even worse.

Faramir: Hey, don’t go up the Spider Stairs.

Frodo: Why? What’s up the Spider Stairs?

Faramir: We don’t know, Frodo. We just don’t know.

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do you think we as a society can finally acknowledge that “this thing didn’t have a name until recently” doesn’t necessarily mean “this thing did not exist until recently” or (worse) “this thing doesn’t exist at all”

Let’s also agree that “this thing did not have an English name until recently,” does not necessarily mean it was nameless.

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thesupersass
“Persephone climbed into her husband’s lap as if it were her throne, as if she never sat anywhere else. Hades, stiff and frightening to eyes of others, let the flower goddess run her fingers through his hair like any love drunk young man tasting the nectar of a woman’s love for the first time. To the world he was an unyielding and merciless king, but for her he was vulnerable and tender.”
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Persephone: [comes back to underworld] I MISSED YOU
Hades: I MISSED YOU T-
Persephone: [hugs Cerberus] MY GOOD BOY
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javidraws

My take on Hades & Persephone!!

*disclaimer* This is my own retelling of the myth, she doesn’t get kidnapped in this version

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nadhie

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

I want it

okay but have you considered

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@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

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Listen I’m bi as Heck and as much as I love girls, I also love boys? Boys are amazing and pure and liking boys is a wonderful feeling? I never see a lot of posts talking about cute boys so

Some Boy Aesthetics™ I’m in love with include:

Their tired grins? Have you seen a cute boy grin when he’s tired? Life Changing

Sleeves rolled up to forearms is all good and Well but also when they have Sweater Paws in their hoodies or jumpers? Makes the tallest of them seem so smol? I’m lov?

When they run their hand through their hair and it sticks up in places and it looks So Good

Collar Bones

Soft pudgy stomachs they absolutely make me melt

When ya boy gets flustered A++ Bonus points if he giggles Boys giggling is Everything

I think this is like the first positive post about boys that isnt to do with a celebrity for ages and it is actually super nice to read????

More soft boy things:

  • That small teasing smirk when they say something they know you like
  • Falling on top of them when they’re asleep and they just very softly go oof
  • When the jump up some place high and sit and lean down to kiss you
  • Cuddles their fucking cuddles man
  • Being entranced by a movie
  • Boys + Starbucks
  • Messy hair
  • They try to be tough. They soft

Boys are so fucking beautiful I love them

This is the truest boy post and there are so many things that make me melt

  • getting so into a song that they can convince you anything is A Jam
  • when they get excited over a meal you cooked
  • kissing the back of your hand
  • when it’s an unknown number and they put on the Phone Voice
  • blowing their hair out of the way when it gets long
  • watching them talking passionately to someone else and see their expression change 3 times a second
  • when they prank you and laugh real hard but you’re like “joke’s on you because I get to hear your cute laugh”

Boys are super wholesome and good

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Idk if you’ve already answered this but what made you ship hitomina??? (Btw you’ve successfully dragged me into hitomina hell :’) they’re adorable!!!!!!)

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Well, at first, it was really just because they were my favourite characters, and seeing them together made me happy. 

But now, I think it’s more about how they could have a great complementary chemistry ( A bit like Uraraka and Bakugou ). Shinsou is the clever, serious, cold, reserved, silent type, while Mina is more of the silly, funny, social, out-going, loud type. Total opposites. I tend to like this kind of friendship, or relationship, because each can give something to the other, that the other lacks.

For example: Mina could bring a more positive way of thinking to Shinsou. Show him how to trust and love people around him. Give him the attention and the affection that he seems to lack. And Shinsou could show her how to be more serious and more tactical. He wouldn’t make Mina any less kind or cheerful, but he could make her character grow up. ( I have this little headcanon that, when Mina was really really young, she was cast out because of her appearence and her quirk. And she grew up wanting to be friend with everyone as a way to never feel as lonely as she was before…. That also may be why I like to imagine her and Shinsou interacting. Because they could have similar backstories, but still ended up becoming two very different persons… )

But at the end of the day, it’s really just for the fun of imagining my faves alongside each other, and I don’t take it too seriously. I just hope we’ll get to see more Mina content ( Hopefully a little backstory ), and more Shinsou screen time, because HE DESERVES IT!!! 

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