i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

how could op just leave out the resolution like dat

like, i’m pretty sure tiktok has existed for longer than vine did at this point but i’m yet to actually see an “iconic” tiktok. like people always caption like “this tiktok is ICONIC” but i’ve never seen one stay in the public consciousness for any longer than the 2 minutes it appears on my timeline. i never see people quote tiktoks or like, act them out with their friends or anything, not a single tiktok i’ve seen has had any actual staying power

meanwhile i can just say like “ROAD work ahead?” and i would bet a good chunk of you have just read that in the guy’s voice. i still see people tag things like “i wish i was jared, 19″. one night at the bar where i work we started an impromptu dance party purely by saying “hi, i’m renata bliss, and i’ll be your freestyle dance teacher”

i guess brevity really is the soul of wit

everyone calling me a boomer for this take has confirmed for me that people literally don’t know what boomer means

soy burger: 0 souls, endless burgers

beef burger: 1 soul, many burgwrs

ant burger: 1 billion souls 1 burger

list of places Doom (1993) is playable in:

• Inside Doom (1993)

Amazing

Crispy= implies airy

Crunchy= implies density

U get it?

It matters because I gave it meaning bitch