Avatar

💛🤍💜🖤

@dirtycreekwater / dirtycreekwater.tumblr.com

when is it gonna be my turn to have the life i fucking deserve
Avatar

im so tired of being a stupid person. i can’t think clearly and i don’t understand how most things work and i say dumb shit all the time. like genuinely i don’t think its at all possible for there to be a person that is dumber than i am. and sometimes people just make me feel worse about it. so many random people online have been so fucking mean to me about my stupidity/ignorance with certain things :( and hell even if they are nice about it i know they pity me/still think im a total dumbass. its just not fair i already know im incredibly dumb i’ve been very clear about that :/

i feel even dumber crying and nearly panicking over this but here we are. im too damn sensitive. i really wish i didn’t care so much. i wish i could just be smarter. whole thing sucks.

Avatar
Avatar
campyvillain

“do it for the vine” = allow yourself to live life in the moment instead of maintaining a facade of normalcy for the enjoyment of not only yourself but of those around you

“commit to the bit” = adhere to the guidelines of an event that will in retrospect be nothing but a minuscule footnote, but continue to execute it for the complex web of happiness it brings you and your collective now

“fuck it we ball” = get the most you can out of life by putting the very thrill of being alive first and everyday occurrences and responsibilities last

Avatar
reblogged

you were in the US military once right? how believable would this be?

Avatar

That's exactly what you should expect from the average motivated American warfighter

Avatar

I am convinced that the one (1) downside to abolishing the military is that it would cause a Library of Alexandria scale loss of Dumb Guy culture.

That's like saying you don't want to excise a malignant growth because it'll hurt the cancer

Counterpoint: I want to study them like a bug under a microscope.

If you want to study the leviathan, study its corpse

Hon, I'm a novelist. Is McDonald's an unlikely source of chicken mcnuggets?

Maybe not, but the alley behind a Waffle House is a weird place to find Aristotle.

But that's exactly where you'd find Socrates and Diogenes

Avatar
libraryogre

And they be fuckin'

Avatar
reblogged

ok so listen i really didn’t want this blog to be associated with my youtube & twitch channels but like…. i need to promote my stuff a little bit more and i actually get engagement here so uhhh join my discord server if you wanna help me grow my community! i’ll really really appreciate it if you do 🥰

Avatar

ok so listen i really didn’t want this blog to be associated with my youtube & twitch channels but like…. i need to promote my stuff a little bit more and i actually get engagement here so uhhh join my discord server if you wanna help me grow my community! i’ll really really appreciate it if you do 🥰

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.