WARNING: Mental Stability Not Guaranteed

Someone reblogged one of my posts and tagged with with #swearing and honestly that’s one of the greatest honors I’ve ever received

New FNAF game teaser just released

Looks really scary, bro

Tip: When packing your things for travel, you should always make sure your teddy bear has a comfy place on top to sit

I’d like everybody to know that I have, in fact, survived the attempt on my life, though it has left me gravely scarred.

Saw a discarded strip of bacon on the ground while walking home today

Really tragic that we live in a world where this kind of thing can happen

You fuckers envy how I’m snug as a bug in a rug

Every time I go to touch my fridge I get shocked by static electricity

Those fuckers don’t want me to eat

I can’t sleep unless I have a corner stuffed with pillows to burrow into like a little rat

Fucked up that hotels give covers and sheets but no blankie

I swear to god nobody on earth pisses me off more than this fucking asshole

Shut the fuck up

I’ll kill you

This is an official call-out post towards @moon-fics

On my walk to class tonight, I saw a grown man running like a high school girl in a slice of life anime

And then later on that same walk I saw two cop cars race down the road in the same direction

Hope he’s living his best life fr

Soda Drinking Mechanisms Ranked:

1. Straw in cup or glass

2. Cup, no straw

3. Bottle

4. Glass, no straw

5. Can

Can we please get a new VA for Rouge? Like, we’ve already got the rabbit, we don’t need Cream the Pants too.

Sir John Harington telling the story of his life: “I created poo… and poo created pee.”