Stupid Horse Enjoyer

Jason Grace vs Spamton NEO (i cried this is so scary)

Thinking about when CG was used exactly one time in the entirety of spongebobs pre-movie 3 season run

Like, they could’ve easily just had him instantaneously burst through the wall and get roughly the same joke across, but the fact the writers wanted him to slowly push through the wall like that SO BADLY that they went out of their way to implement the cg effect to do so is so fucking funny to me fndmmsmsms

i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

as a little boy i could only dream.... now as a young woman i can finally start my new job as an anvil

AUGH

AUGH

AUGH

HAMMERS

Yeah they sure are banging her. with hammers. Because she’s an anvil

AUGH

obviously i love jhutch and im usually very quick to defend his overly enthusiastic allyship in the 2010s because a) i do genuinely think he cares about lgbt rights and b) i was in highschool in the 2010s, i remember how huge it was for a famous person to be even slightly supportive of lgbt people, let alone doing actual charity work

but some of the things he said were unfortunately extremely funny in hindsight

this is where our daughter or our gay son will sleep

also this absolutely isnt his fault but when he was like "i hope one day the lgbt advocacy group i co-founded isn't needed anymore :)" and for some reason every website in the world used this fucking headline?

me joining a discord server- "hello!"

guy named floyd- "hi! would you like a colour role?"

me- "what does that mean?"

floyd- "it means your name gets to be a colour. like how mine is pink for example"

me- "cool ok! so what colors can i have then?"

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

date her mom ?

date her mom

date her mom

Date her mom

i miss the bad guys. like they really took the only good thing about zootopia (furries) and made it infinitely better by Not being copaganda

COUGHING BABY VS NUCLEAR BOMB

It's 1993 and you're a toy designer. You're under strict orders to make a doll "cooler". So you keep going to these clubs full of cool guys. Look at their mesh shirts, earrings, purple vests, and those funny large rings they always seem to have on them! You'd think guys this cool would have girlfriends, but it's a total sausage fest in here. Anyway, now to put all this on the cool new Ken doll and

disturbingly average customer service experience

op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between