Captioned Daredevil Posts

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Foggy: “Matt, can we talk? One ten to another?”

Matt: “You’re an eleven, but continue.”]

daredevil where everything’s the same except it’s all lesbians

[ID: a collage type black and white art piece with red highlights. Female Matt Murdock in her lawyer outfit. Her forehead, nose, lip, and knuckles are bleeding red, and her glasses are red.

Daredevil in her original costume, tying the cloth over her eyes.

Female Matt and a woman who is presumably Foggy walking alongside each other, chatting (no words are written in the bubbles). Matt’s arm is holding Foggy’s elbow, and she’s using her cane at the same time. The red of her glasses and cane stand out.

Foggy yelling “Why are you such a chick magnet?” While shaking Matt, who is laughing. Matt replies “ur guess is as good as mine.” /end ID]

[Two photos of Foggy. The first is in their office, and he's smiling. The caption says "yeah I support daredevil's rights"

The second photo is in Matt's living room, where Foggy is shoving his middle finger into Matt's face. This caption is "daredevil's rights to shut the fuck up!" The last bit is in all-caps.]

Just two dorks in love

[ID: Matt in his red Daredevil outfit holding Foggy as they swing. Matt has his Billy clubs in-hand, and red rope comes from one and wraps lightly around the two of them.

Foggy's wearing a green dress outfit and laughing so hard his eyes are squinted closed.]

commission for @lesbiansummers!

[ID: a piece of art. Daredevil, in his red suit and folded up cane in-hand, stands on a rooftop in front of Foggy, who is in his normal dress shirt and tie.

Foggy's hand is on the front of Matt's shoulder, and Matt's hand is resting on top of Foggy's. Foggy is looking into Daredevil's eyes, looking concerned, while Daredevil faces down.

There are slashes and tears in Daredevil's costume.]

and here i thought you forgot everything.

[Image descriptions: three images drawn in the style of the daredevil comics with text overlaid. The first has Daredevil sailing over Elektra, Billy club out.

The second is them both performing a flying kick at an unseen entity.

The third looks like the first image, but further in the moves - Daredevil is closer to the ground and Elektra's legs, and the wire from his clubs is behind her legs, about to take her down.

All together, the overlaid text says "I spar best with you; we've fought each other a hundred times; just like old times." /end ID]

[ID: First image is a screencap of Jon Bernthal’s Punisher with the text “Dudes will leave the army after doing war crimes and try to repair their ruined marriages until their families are murdered by the CIA and they have to live in a secret basement for a year with an IT guy who faked his own death and calls himself Micro like that’s just Okay and will only come out of hiding when their ex-boyfriend shows up like he isn’t obviously secretly evil and be like: Can’t help being a Scorpio.” 

The second image is a Netflix Daredevil screencap that reads “Guys will wake up one morning and decide to forego their law careers to put on a devil costume and run around Hell’s kitchen killing members of the mob with blunt head trauma and be like: Can’t help being a Scorpio.”] 

[ID: a two panel comic from Daredevil. He is in costume and looking down at a white guy with curly brown hair. The person is saying "except this guy! He's not one of us!"

Daredevil thinks, "What?" as the guy continues, "I'm not on the list, but he is! See? Who is he?" The guy holds a tablet facing Daredevil. It shows a picture of a guy named John Powers.

The second panel is showing approximately what Daredevil's senses show him. It shows the outline of the guy and the outline of the tablet. There are no features on the guy's face, and there is nothing Daredevil can sense on the tablet.

The guy says "do you recognize him?" And Daredevil thinks "Ummmm" /end description]

matt murdock’s guide to how to get your friends to cradle you lovingly 

[ID: three photos. In the first, Daredevil, in his devil costume, is laying on a flat roof. A person who I believe is Foggy is facing away from the camera, sitting on their feet and holding Matt's head in his lap. Matt's helmet is on the ground beside them.

The second photo is of Matt in his devil costume without the helmet, possible the same scene as the previous image. His head is in a person's lap. His eyes are open and do not seem lively. He has a cut on his cheek and blood dribbling out of his mouth.

The third image is overlaid in raid, and is the inside of a church. Karen Page is cradling who is presumably Daredevil (it is too dark to clearly see) to her chest. She is looking into his face with a distraught look on hers. /end description]

[Gif description: a gif from Marvel's Daredevil. In the foreground, blurred and facing Foggy who is in the focus of the image, is Matt. Foggy is wearing a suit and tie and looking exasperated as he says to someone off camera, "You know he can't see that." /end description]

This doesn’t sound tragic at all!

[The word tragic is red]

[Video transcription: Matt Murdock/Daredevil from the netflix series is in a confessional booth with horrible lighting at night. He is wearing his original Daredevil outfit - all black athletic wear with a black cover of some kind over the top half of his head.

Dramatic music plays and a clock tolls three times while he speaks.

He says “I once believed that justice could be found in a court of law… And in the light of day. But I was fooling myself. Darkness only responds to darkness. And the truth is… I’d rather die as the Devil, than live as Matt Murdock.” /end transcription]

Comment from @pluckyredhead (which was removed for accessibility, but re-added with paragraph breaks below):

Hi my name is Matthew Michael Dark'ness Dementia Murdock and I have short brown hair and a Catholic guilt complex (that’s how I got myname) and a lot of people tell me I look like a saint or a martyr (AN: if u don’t know what those are get da hell out of here!).

I once believed that justice could be found in a court of law, beneath the light of day, but I was fooling myself.

I’m not related to Thurgood Marshall but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking scholar. I’m a vigilante but my powers are concussions and bleeding.

I’m also a lawyer, and I go to a law firm called Being Unemployed and Declared Dead. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Under Armourand I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black compression shirt with knife holes in it, black cargo pants and black combat boots. I was wearing a black mask and red blood on my mouth. I was sitting in a confessional.

I’d rather die as the devil than live as Matt Murdock. My priest stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

This doesn’t sound tragic at all!

[The word tragic is red]

[Video transcription: Matt Murdock/Daredevil from the netflix series is in a confessional booth with horrible lighting at night. He is wearing his original Daredevil outfit - all black athletic wear with a black cover of some kind over the top half of his head.

Dramatic music plays and a clock tolls three times while he speaks.

He says “I once believed that justice could be found in a court of law… And in the light of day. But I was fooling myself. Darkness only responds to darkness. And the truth is… I’d rather die as the Devil, than live as Matt Murdock.” /end transcription]

big bottom energy

[Id: a single panel of a Daredevil comic. Daredevil has his hands in front of his torso, which is facing a wall. His head is turned towards the viewer, and he has a malicious or mischievous grin on his face while he says “Sure did.” /end id]

when i was really little, my babysitter only spoke spanish with me so i became bilingual but i never knew when i was speaking spanish or english. one time i told my mom i wanted an avocado & she understood but then when i said the same thing to my babysitter later that day, she burst into tears with laughter because i was saying “quiero abogado” which means “i want a lawyer.”

imagine a two year old repeatedly saying “i want a lawyer!” as an adult laughs at her.

[Id: photo from the tv show Daredevil. Matt Murdock is in his lawyer suit and round sunglasses. He has a small smile on his face as he says " Nelson and Murdock. Avocados at law." /end id]

I’m glad we found each other.

Danny Rand who?

[Image description: three gifs of Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, and Matt Murdock.

In the first one, Cage is wearing a hoodie with his hood up. The inside of it is yellow. You can faintly see his breath. Jessica is next to him, wearing a black coat and grey scarf. Next to her is Daredevil, with his suit and helmet on. Jessica and Cage look determined, and appear to be walking with swag. Daredevil is slightly behind them, and looks a bit less confident. He looks nervous. The city is behind them.

In the second gif, they are inside a building. Cage is in the middle, and he and Jessica are both looking to the left, to Daredevil. Cage, whose hood is down, is saying “I’m not hugging you.”

After he says that, Daredevil presses his lips together, showing his dimple, and puts his head down, trying not to laugh. Jessica rolls her eyes and turns away, shaking her head.

In the final gif, the three of them are on a subway. Matt is wearing normal clothes and his sunglasses. He is closest to the camera. His head is turned to Jessica, in the middle. She is jolted mid-sip out of a can. She holds the drink in her cheeks for a moment before swallowing. She grimaces slightly at the taste.

Cage’s hood is back up, and he is watching her with no clear emotion on his face. /end description]

Mateo el Ciego | Daredevil as a blind Ilustrado, existing in the 19th century Philippines. 

@ryanthedemiboy @dasakuryo Here is an INSANELY gorgeous rendering of a Filipino Daredevil 

[Image description: artwork of a brown skinned man with shorter black hair. His torso is is angled to the right slightly, and his head is turned so that his chin is parallel his left shoulder. He is wearing rose tinted sunglasses, along with devil horns on his head. He is wearing a rose coloured outfit. It is old-fashioned - high collar, long sleeved. It has Daredevil’s logo on it in light pink. He is wearing pants darker pink than his top. He is holding a black cane in each hand. The one in his right hand is tucked under his arm, and the one in his left is held out in front of him. There are partial pink circles drawn around his head. /end description]

[Image description: a set of eight gifs of Matt Murdock from the Defenders.

In the first gif, the camera is unfocused as Matt enters his apartment. It focuses after he closes the door. His left hand is on the door, and he looks like he’s breathing hard, on the verge of panicking.

In the second, he is leaning heavily on the door, with his face close to parallel with the ground. He raises his eyebrows and sets his lips before standing upright and removing his sport coat.

In the third gif, he is at a white kitchen sink, with a chipped white cup in the bottom of it. He turns the water on and rinses his hands. The whole sink becomes splattered with blood.

In the fourth, Matt opens a small metal box that appears to have first aid supplies in it. He is feeling through it.

In the fifth gif, he is trying to open a wrapper presumably from the first aid kit. He is shaking and fumbling, unable to open it.

In the sixth, he drops the wrapper and slides his hand roughly over the top of the table in front of him, releasing a cloud of dust into the air. Then he hits the table, his face contorted in frustration and anger. His tie flops around with his movement.

In gif seven, he puts his weight on the table, takes a deep breath, closes his eyes, and exhales. He then stands up straight and puts his left hand on his hip, lips pressed together.

The final gif is a close up of the left side of Matt’s face. He blinks slowly as he raises his chin and exhales. He takes another, deeper breath immediately afterwards. His eyes close as begins to exhale. He opens them at the end of his exhale. /end description]