A Bone To Pick

Written for @biggobingobango

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15859629

Square(s) Filled: inexperienced skeleton oral

Fandom(s): Batman (all media types)

Ship: Jason Todd/Tim Drake. Dick Grayson/ Jason Todd , Dick Grayson/Tim Drake, Dick Grayson/Jason Todd/Tim Drake,

Rating: E

Major Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn WIthout Plot, Oral Sex, First Time Blow Jobs, Hair Pulling, Voyeurism, SLoppy Makeouts, Halloween Costumes, Polyamory, Open Relationships, Threesome - M/M/M

Summary: How dare Bruce not invite him to this stupid Halloween party. Well, Jason is gonna show him. He’s gonna crash this party in the most Jason Todd way imaginable. Good thing Tim is there to intervene.

Word Count: 3154

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Under normal circumstances Jason wouldn’t care about Bruce’s extravagant Halloween gala. Jason wasn’t really a big party kind of guy. But finding out that he was literally the only member of the bat family not invited, well that hurt. Dick hadn’t even invited him as his +1. So Jason decided to do the most dramatic Jason thing he could think of: he was going to crash the party.

The man checking the guest registry however was making this a pain. Sure Jason could just come up through the bat cave but he really wanted to make as dramatic of an entrance as possible.

“I’m sorry sir but you simply are not on the guest list.” Harold said. They’d been going at this for so long that they were mow on a first name basis.

“I’m sure if you call out old Brucey himself he’ll vouch that it’s a mistake I’m not on there.” Jason batted his eyes at Harold.

Harold sputtered and was about to say something when two burly men in suits came up behind Jason. “if you would just come with us sir.” The shorter of the men gestured towards the front gate at the manor.

“No, I think I’m enjoying myself right here.” He crossed his arms over his chest and glared down the security guards.

“if you won’t leave the premise willfully then I regret to inform you-“

“It’s fine!” someone yelled from the manor’ s entryway and a few seconds later Tim stumbled out. “He’s actually a…” Tim’s moth fell open as he took stock of what Jason was wearing.

See, had Jason been invited (and felt inclined to even attend) he probably would have picked a nice costume. Something simple. Well maybe still kind of dramatic. Batman maybe because it would have pissed Bruce off. But since he wasn’t invited he found the cheapest sluttiest skeleton costume he could find. The tank top was almost splitting at the seams it’s so tight, the bottoms were barely more than glorified panties (which were surprisingly difficult for Jason to tuck himself into without making his costume explicit), and the stockings that come with the costume could not compensate for Jason’s magnificent thighs so they were in a constant state of rolling down. To top it off he’d found a ridiculously long, curly, red wig. Then since it was a mask party Jason had found a black domino mask that looked suspiciously like one of Dick’s and worn it.

To put things simply Jason looked trashy and slutty and oh so good.

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A Tea-riffic Day

Written for @biggobingobango

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15838482

Square(s) Filled: gay hipster emotions

Fandom(s): Young Justice (cartoon)

Ship: Dick Grayson/Kaldur’ahm

Rating: G

Major Tags: Canon Compliant, Coffee Shops, Hipsters, Getting Together, Undercover, Fluff, Humor

Summary: Dick’s undercover in some hipster coffee shop and Tim’s starting to get worried. Nothing good can come from this because Dick’s the kind of guy that might unironically start liking hipster things. That’s the last thing they need. Good thing Kaldur’s ready to intervene. Or at least check it out.

Word Count: 1130

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“Hey, Kaldur, hi.” Tim sat down on the coffee table in front of Kaldur and gave him a wide fake smile. It put Kaldur on edge.

“Robin-”

“Tim” Tim interrupted. “Tim’s fine. I think we’re beyond formalities like that.”

Kaldur eyed Tim suspiciously. “I suppose.” The two sat awkwardly staring at each other until Kaldur broke the silence with a sigh. “What is it you need, Tim?”

“Oh! Right!” Tim shifted nervously. “I need a favour.”

Kaldur raised an eyebrow.

“Well, ok, Dick needs a favour.”

Kaldur’s other eyebrow raised to match the first one.

“He needs an intervention.”

“And you think I’m the one that needs to give him this intervention?” Kaldur asked skeptically.

“Well you are his…” Tim made a face and shrugged. “I actually have no idea what you two call it. But the point is he went undercover and he’s in too deep. Someone needs to snap him out before it’s too late. I’d try but B has forebode me to intervene and yah I don’t want to be benched until I’m 30.”

“That does sound concerning.” Kaldur frowned. “What do you need me to do?”

“Well, what do you know about hipsters?”

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beans again?

Written for the @biggobingobango

Square(s) Filled: distinctly heterosexual vegan fluff + awkward equine fluff

Fandom: The Scorpio Races | Ship: Puck Connolly/Sean Kendrick

Rating: G | Word count: 841 | Major Tags: No major archive warnings apply; post-Canon; beans again

Summary:  All is well on the Connolly-Kendrick Farm, until Sean makes a horrifying announcement.

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saltwater and coconut rum

Written for the @biggobingobango

Square(s) Filled: athletic tropical cuddling + drunk tourist femslash + implied underwater lovestory

Fandom: Legend of Korra | Ship: Korra/Asami

Rating: T | Word count: 1485 | Major Tags: casual drinking, inaccurate portrayals of cruises

Summary: Asami goes on vacation, drinks too many cocktails, and meets a cute girl. In that order. (Also on ao3)

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Square Filled:  badly written pirate fluff

Fandom: SPN

Ship : Sam/Dean

Rating: Explicit

Major Tags: death (not main character), anal fingering, anal sex, terrible abuse of pirate terminology, puns (beware), …

Summary:  Sammy, Dean, and Cas took on big bad Lucifer and won! Time to celebrate! “pirate style”

Word Count: 1041

Written for @biggobingobango

Sam ‘Goldeneye’ Winchester stared at the man on the floor with his eyes. Blood was bleeding slowly out of the very large gaping wound on his chest and seeping into the deck of their boat - ship really, it’s a pirate ship - as he grew ever more dead.

“Dean?”

Dean ‘Salty dog’ Winchester - Sam ‘Goldeneye’ Winchester’s brother - looked up from the sword/cutlass he was cleaning.

“Yes, Sam?”

“Is he_” Sam ‘Goldeneye’ Winchester’s voice wavered. His perfectly formed adam’s apple bobbing as he swallowed and tried wording again. “Is he dead?”

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I know submissions have been a bit slow, so I propose: Bingo prompts. Want prompts? Let me know by replying to this post. I’ll get your bingo card out, look at your blog for fandoms and ships, and send you some prompts.

Prompts open all week! Getchyer prompts!

I Want To Play For Your Team

Written for @biggobingobango

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15434382

Square(s) Filled: pastoral hockey angst

Fandom(s) Batman

Ship: Jason Todd/Dick Grayson

Rating: G

Major Tags: AU No Capes, Hockey, AU Farm/Ranch, Angst, Pining, Angst With A Happy Ending

Summary: Jason’s favourite time of year is coming up: when the Wayne’s flood one of their pastures to make a giant skating rink for the community. Not only is he looking forward to getting to skate again he’s looking forward to maybe spending some quality time with the Wayne’s oldest boy, Richard. The only thing standing in his way his is own damn mouth.

Word Count: 1170

Additional comment: I asked people to request something from my card on the jaydick discord and piades chose this square.

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November was Jason’s favourite time of year. Sure it meant that the days were becoming short and the long bus ride in to town became cold and miserable. But it also meant that soon the Wayne’s would flood one of their pastures and make a giant outdoor skating rink for everyone to enjoy.

And the absolute best part of spending time at the Wayne pasture was getting to spend more time with the Wayne boys. Richard was probably Jason’s favourite out of them but he was 2 years older and mostly hung out with his older friends. Which left Jason to spend time with his younger brother Timothy. Timothy was great, really but Jason had always felt a certain pull towards the older boy.

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BOGO strawberries

Title: BOGO strawberries

Link: AO3

Square Filled (SPN Kink Bingo): Food Play

Square Filled (Biggo Bingo Bango): “Safety Conscious Culinary Orgasms”

Fandom: Supernatural

Ship: Destiel (Dean/Castiel)

Rating: Explicit

Tags: Castiel, Dean Winchester, Dom Castiel, Gentle Dom Castiel, Sub Dean, Food Sex, Blow Jobs, Teasing, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex

Summary:  Castiel wants to try something but Dean isn’t quite sold on the idea, it looks like Castiel needs to make a good argument for his new kink…

Word Count: 2.6K

Created for @spnkinkbingo & @biggobingobango

Excerpt:

“They’re good, aren’t they?” Castiel said conversationally as he reached for another strawberry. “I may have sampled one or two while you were in the shower.” He popped this one his own mouth, humming lewdly as the sweet fruit taste covered his tongue. Dean stared at him, wide eyed and lips parted. “But you know,” he continued, reaching for another berry. “I bet they taste even better with this.”

Castiel held up a cream covered strawberry and brought it to Dean’s mouth but instead of placing the treat into his mouth, Cas traced around his lips, coating them in whipped cream. Dean’s breathing hitched and his mouth opened but Castiel shook his head. He wanted a second to enjoy the sight of Dean’s lips coated in sweet white cream.

It was just as deliciously obscene as he’d thought it would be.

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i can be the jumpstart to the car parked in your mind (2.2k, written for @biggobingobango’s prompt “self indulgent tree larping”)

Title: i can be the jumpstart for the car parked in your mind

Link crossposted to AO3

Square(s) Filled: O1, Self Indulgent Tree Larping

Fandom(s) OMG Check Please! This is set in Bitty’s second year.

Ship There’s a bit of pre-relationship zimbits fluff.

Rating Teen (This probably could have been General, but we’ll go with Teen just to be safe.)

Major Tags swearing, references to feeling anxious and slightly panicked but not a full panic attack, canon-typical implication of drug use, grumpy store clerks, Friendship™,  jovial tomfoolery and general nonsense.

Summary When an act of war spurs the Haus into undertaking an epic quest, who knows who they will meet in the darkness? [unbetaed]

Word Count 2281

Written/Created for @biggobingobango

My BiggoBingoBango Masterpost

“So…tell me again why we’re doing this?”

Jack wasn’t grumbling. Really, he wasn’t. He just didn’t understand why Shitty had burst into his room shouting about mortal peril and avenging…something. He was pretty sure that Shitty was already mid-speech by the time he actually managed to unjam Jack’s door. He had first noticed it sticking when he had returned to campus in the sweltering August humidity, but the cooling down of autumn had not deterred its stubbornness. Maybe being part of the Haus had changed it. Jack knew the feeling.

Somehow Shitty’s rants had morphed into an all-Haus walking adventure to a late night corner store for what Shitty kept referring to excitedly as “the supplies”. Holster and Ransom’s excited interjections of things to add to the shopping list weren’t providing much context, either.

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Prom: Hogwarts Edition

Written for the @biggobingobango. Also on ao3!

Square(s) Filled: “inexperienced wizard promposals” & “hardcore bee-filled shenanigans”

Fandom: Harry Potter | Ship: Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley, background Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, background Lavender Brown/Parvati Patil

Rating: G | Word count: 1,459 | Major Tags: No major archive warnings apply; modern fusion, Hogwarts High School

Summary: Prom season is upon Hogwarts High. Chaos ensues. || Fic under the cut.

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Swedish Girl Creates A Robot To Do Her Homework! You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

Fandom: Overwatch

Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/14787240

Square Filled: My First Time Writing Robot

Rating: General

Summary: Passing grade 8 for Brigitte means acing this essay. Unfortunately, just reading the essay questions almost killed her. Maybe she can think of another way to get through this? And hey- if things don’t work out Reinhardt is always there to bail her out!

Word Count: 2095

Written for @biggobingobango

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Impromptu 1k1h?

Hey guys, with @weekendwritingmarathon on hiatus, I thought I might host an impromptu 1k1h here on my own blog. It’ll start at 1:30 EDT (which is 24 minutes from right now).

Hopefully, see some of ya then!

Anyone looking for people to write with RIGHT NOW? (Ok, in 11 minutes.) Write with Unforth!

-Ramblingandpie