Work it Muninn!

Them hips do not lie.

Someone really needs to set this to “Uptown Funk”.

i really really love when animals lay on their back and their paws do that thing

the front paws. i love that

its just very good

peep

I really just thought of something. That one interview where Sasuke was asked 'how Naruto's lips tasted like' and he was like ‘miso’.

I mean he had to run his tongue over his lips to find that out right. Or was there some sneaky...my bad, accidental tongue action in the kiss? Whichevr had happend it was damn sure that Sasuke had actually bothered to like taste-test Naruto's flavor with his tongue. Wow, that says a lot!

one of my favorite canon divergences is sasuke never getting married and naruto being divorced

like the kids can all still exist, but i feel like sasuke might have tried being with sakura and just. didn't feel anything. i like to imagine sakura understands

naruto being divorced, even though it's probably looked down upon in konoha, is important to me for a few reasons. he's never been one for the conventional, we know this. he might have loved hinata once, but he quickly fell out of love with her; he's a bisexual mess and tried the hetero thing and just couldn't shake that it felt Wrong.

he gets divorced from hinata when the kids are 3 and 5, and he buries himself in his work despite trying to still coparent. meanwhile, sasuke is still being a forest hermit. they meet once a month when sasuke just so happens to be in town. naruto slowly realizes that he's been head over fkin heels for sasuke for 20 years.

"took you long enough," sasuke tells him, nibbling at his pulse, "idiot."

Okay, let’s start

#SNStober2021

Day1: Sun and Moon

GUYS GUYS GUYS O my god

So a week ago, my college organised this compulsory marathon challenge in which you had to walk about 10k steps a day minimum. They made us download an app which tracked our steps to assign scores based on it, and on this app, there was a leaderboard where the top 10 players with the most steps would be shown.

Now keeping that aside, me and my college mates also have this naruto discord where we talk about naruto. This is where it gets interesting. It's a well known fact that i ship Sasuke and Naruto. (No denying there.) But I made a huge mistake by telling them about it, thinking they wouldn't mind.

But they did. These people were very extremely judgey and annoying, telling me 'they're just brothers', and all that ish. It wasn't that bad but it was obvious they didn't approve of it.

SOOO because I am a human filled with fruit and spite and cringe :), I set my avatar in that fitness app as, guess what

THIS UNNECESSARILY GAY PICTURE

and I walked an entirety of 16K STEPS for THREE HOURS, JUST TO MAKE IT AT THE TOP OF THAT LEADERBOARD

and yeah, i fucking made it y'all

gays right in front of their salads

And now we wait with great patience for a sacred message that surely will never come.

how about tumblr pays us instead. $4.99 every time the search function doesn’t work

$4.99 every time your feed resets while you’re reading.

$4.99 every time you see content from someone you blocked.

$4.99 every time the pictures on tumblr mobile don’t load

$4.99 everytime your inbox/messages say you have a new message but display nothing new when you click on them

sorry theres not a single person on this website id pay to follow idc if we’ve been mutuals for six years, if you put up a paywall we’re done

{ID: an image of Bernie Sanders captioned with text saying "I am once again asking my mutuals to complete the Post+ survey to keep Tumblr free. Post+ is a terrible idea and WILL fuck over anyone who could possibly benefit from it"}

Wait there's a survey where is it?

https://tumblr.survey.fm/post-feedback-form

OH ME GOD TY

GUYS YOU CAN ANSWER MULTIPLE TIMES

DON’T ANSWER MULTIPLE TIMES. Look. I’m a researcher that uses online surveys A LOT. You know what happens to a flood of replies from the same IP? They get flagged as a bot/ballot box stuffing and deleted.

Answer once. Answer clearly. Don’t try to be clever or cute. I guarantee whoever came up with this BS will be just itching for any reason to toss stuff that doesn’t reflect well on their idea. “Cause corporate entities aren’t bound to data ethics the same way academic researchers are.

25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????

I am trying to distract myself today and this came about enjoy

“This dog playing beach volleyball is the best thing you’ll see today.”

(via)

A-air bud?

This is like a round of cards against humanity

awkward when you have a ship full of gay pirates encountering a puzzle with a heteronormative answer.

See I want to know Ragetti’s backstory because of lines like these. I wonder how a man who seems to have been a philosophy student ended up a pirate who plays down his book learning and tells Pintel he can’t read – or was his father the student, and as a boy he picked up big words like ‘dichotomy’ but couldn’t sign his name to save his life? The Ragetti who Barbossa chose as guardian of one of the Nine Pieces of Eight, who is perhaps more consistently loyal to Pintel than Will is to Elizabeth, who casually analyzes a three-way fight between pirates like someone who’s studied Shakespeare, who at one point speaks more gently and honestly to the goddess of the ocean than any other character (“you’re not saying it right, you have to say it right.”), whose first reaction to a ship capsizing is ‘tie ourselves to the mast upside down’ and who sailed to Davy Jones’ Locker just to see Jack again… what is his story?

A 14 year old Ragetti, standing at a dock wearing formal clothing: Father says pirates are the bane of civilization.

Barbossa, the then still beardless buckaneer: Pirates can be gay

Ragetti, looking back just for a second before smiling at the captain: Where do I sign up?!

Yeah, no, see, that’s actually a pretty damn good explanation.

omg

“a man who seems to have been a philosophy student” 

ragetti is what would happen if hamlet had just decided to stay with the random pirates that kidnapped him offstage and fuck off into the sunset 

I like this a lot

It is hard to be a cheesy romantic when Naruto is a pro in it.

Naruto:*yawns loudly*

Sasuke:"being handsome must be tiring."

Naruto:"Hmm, then you must be exhausted."

Sasuke:"....."

Sasuke:"Why are you taking this away from me."

Naruto:"That blushing frown face is where I live for."

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but don’t be racist during the COVID-19 scare.

My mom’s friend was out shopping when a (very not asian) woman came up and started berating her for not wearing a mask. Asian businesses in my area are suffering. Some people are refusing to interact with anyone who looks Asian.

Asian-Americans have been through racism already. We’re fucking sick of it. We’re not flea-infested rats; we are actual people who most likely have never been to China.

And if you’re not Asian and see someone being racist and giving a poor schmuck a hard time for having squinty eyes and dark hair, tell them to knock it off and they’re being a butt.

NON ASIANS PLEASE REBLOG