Better Than Revenge - New Lyric Options (But They Get Worse As You Keep Reading)
She’s not a saint and she’s not what you think, she’s an actress, woah..
A. She plays guitar but you know that she needs a lot more practice
B. She acts innocent but that’s not what she is and the fact is...
C. She doesn’t love you all she really cares about is her status
D. She’s not too kind and she’s as cuddly as a cactus
E. She’s shit at cooking and you know that her dishes are disastrous
F. If she was a doctor she would get her license stripped for malpractice
G. She’s not so smart and she believes that the earth’s a little flat-ish
H. She’s better known for being a bit of a fascist