Iron Man All The Way!
Avengers Cast [Including Aaron Taylor Johnson] x Teenage! Best Friend! Reader
Author: Chris-Evans-Imagines
Key: (y/n) - your name (y/l/n) - your last name (Y/a) - your age
(F/c) - Favorite color (2/f/n) - second fave color (e/c) - eye color
(H/c) - Hair color (h/l) hair length (s/c) - skin color
Christmas time with the cast of The Avengers was always so fun. Everyone, if they could make it, would hang out at Chris Evans house so I could just walk across the street to visit them all. This Christmas, Chris had Jeremy, Robert, Mark, Hemmy, Aaron, and Scarlett over at his house. I was bummed when I heard that Elizabeth couldn’t make it. I was currently over at Chris’s house, on the couch, just waking up. The sun was shining on my face and I winced as I opened my (e/c) orbs, my eyelids still drooping with sleep. I stretched and looked around me slowly, taking in my surroundings.
I called out in a confused manner. He poked his head out from around the corner leading to the kitchen and replied with a smile.
“Morning, sunshine. I was about to walk in here to see if you were dead or alive.”
“What time is it, dorkface?”
He looked at his watch and said.
“11:26am. Everyone’s at the kitchen table wait-”
“-sorry to cut you off…but how did I get here?”
I sat up slowly, stretching and winced when my elbows cracked noisily. Chris made an ‘ew’ face and replied.
“You came over last night after a fight with your brother. Then you crashed right in Jeremy and Hemsworth’s lap while we were watching Christmas movies.”
I nodded then yawned, getting up and walking beside him to the kitchen. Jeremy was to first to look up and he said.
“Oh my god, she’s alive.”
Everyone immediately looked up and said their good mornings. I replied.
“It is not a good morning until I have my coffee.”
Aaron handed me a cup and I grinned, nodding once towards him and sitting down at the island across from Robert. He smiled.
“Know what today is, sparky?”
“No I do not, iron baby. What’s up?”
“Ooooo how’s the weather up there? I heard they get a lot of rain there.”
Everyone chuckled and he said.
“Well, considerably. The humid air and the pressures are high though.”
“Is that why your brain is so dysfunctional?”
Aaron, CE, and Jeremy started laughing while Hemmy just pursed his lip, smiling a bit. I grinned and turned back to a face palming Downey as he said.
“Anyways, it’s Christmas eve. Tomorrow is Christmas.”
I choked on my coffee and yelled, screeching my seat back.
I ran to the window, seeing snow.
“Oh my god, it’s December? Dude, was I asleep for 70 years?! What year is this?”
Everyone started laughing at me and I shook my head, Aaron replying.
“It’s 2014, December 24.”
“I know that, I was being sarcastic! Dude, I love Christmas!”
CE grinned and asked, pushing my chair back in when I sat in it.
“Remember when we made snow cones with the snow?”
“Then shoved them in your face?”
He sucked in a breath then shook his head.
“Yeah, that moment. I still think I got freezer burn because of that.”
“Waaaah, wah, wah. You’ll live, Captain.”
He rolled his eyes and I added.
“You should be used to it anyways. Weren’t you frozen for 70 years?”
Robert grinned and I looked at him, giving him a look that said 'I know you wanna say something so I dare you to say what you want to say.’ Robert grinned then replied.
“I wonder if Capsicle turns into Chrissicle when we’re not on set.”
CE glared at Robert and I whispered to Jeremy.
“This is where it actually happens.”
“The sexual tension between Rogers and Stark.”
Jeremy busted out laughing and I grinned.
“-holy Jesus, Mary and Joseph!”
I jumped and grabbed my pounding heart. Scarlett laughed and I glared at her.
“Seriously? Have you no heart?! You could have put me in cardiac arrest you butthole!”
I chuckled nervously as Robert rolled his eyes, CE and Aaron grinning, Hemmy shaking his head, and Mark and Jeremy face palming. Robert mumbled.
I did a funky pose and everyone grinned. A knocking came on the door and I turned. CE jumped up.
“If it’s the cops, remember: I didn’t do it and we don’t speak English!”
Aaron grinned and I hid behind the island.
“(Y/N)! You mother is here!”
I jumped up and replied with a nervous laugh, leaning against the doorway.
“Hey, momma! What is up? You look so pretty today!”
“You are not in trouble, (y/n).”
I let out a sigh of relief and replied, wiping my forehead.
“Phew! Thought I was going to get my ear ripped off. What’s going on, mom?”
She smiled, her brown eyes glowing a bit and said, tugging an annoyed 17-year-old blonde boy with her.
“I, your father and brother are going to the city for a bit to visit your Aunt Darcy. I know you don’t like her so I’m leaving you in Chris’s care-”
Everyone yelled to her. She smiled and replied, waving.
“Hello boys and girl! Anyways-”
She grabbed Chris’s ear sharply and tugged him down to her height, glaring hotly into his blue eyes.
“If my daughter is hurt in any way shape and form, Evans, I promise you this: I will rip every blonde hair off your head and squeeze your ears off.”
He replied, gasping a bit.
She let go, brushing dust off her green dress and said, smiling again.
“Be careful, sweetheart.”
I was too terrified to say anything back. I waved my fingers and backed away slowly. She closed the door, glaring at Chris one more time and left. I looked at him rubbing his ear and he whispered.
“Why do you think I hang out here most of the time?”
He laughed sheepishly and mumbled.
“That must explain the running over here every day at 4 pm.”
“That’s exactly why, CE.”
As we walked back into the kitchen, everyone was wide eyed and mid drinking-mid flipping a page of the newspaper, or hiding behind the island (Jeremy, looking at you, friend.) I flicked Jeremy’s eyebrow and said, grinning a bit.
“Guess y'all know to never make me mad now? Might Hulk out on you if I do.”
Mark sighed and Robert grinned.
“You’d make a pretty Christmas tree, sparky.”
We all started laughing until I said with an annoyed expression.
CE snorted and said in an authority “Steve.” voice.
Robert whipped around and replied.
“Don’t you remember what happened last time you said 'Tony, yes’? You created a robot that destroyed the city and killed Pietro.”
I slowly hugged Aaron, petting his hair softly.
Robert replied without missing a beat.
“Ha, we still saved the world.”
I blinked a few times then stuck up both my middle fingers.
He looked at me with a questioning gaze.
He immediately narrowed his eyes in suspicion, drawing out the 'y’ in why.
“Because I’m about to show a certain Downey that the power of Captain America compels him!”
I whacked Downey with a rolled up magazine lightly and he flinched, grinning.
“Watch the hair, sweetheart! I just got it done.”
“Blah, blah, blah. All I hear. Blah blah, i'maweirdo blah.”
Everyone chuckled and he rolled his eyes. Scarlett asked.
“You guys are such 5 year olds. (Y/N), have any favorite Christmas songs?”
I immediately grinned, everyone looking at each other when I replied.
“Oh my god, she’s gonna do it.”
Scar asked, smiling a little.
I said, hugging Robert with one arm.
“My version to Jingle Bells. It’s called 'Iron man all the way!’”
Robert dropped his magazine, put his hands in the air and said.
“I knew she liked me more. You all can shut your mouths because your arguments are invalid. I told. You. So.”
Jeremy literally face palmed and asked.
“When you hear it, you’ll understand.”
Aaron and Hemmy wolf-called, clapping a bit.
“Let’s hear it, rock star!”
I grinned and cleared my throat. I giggled a bit and sat up a bit, clenching my fists a bit. Then, I sang my song.
(I actually wrote this by the way :D)
“Dashing through the tower
The yells are getting louder
Nick hates it when I sing
Loki still hates everyone
Clint, help me have some fun!
Thor hit Banner in the head
NOW WE ARE ALL FUCKING DEAD
“THOR!”
Everyone yelled at the end, Mark laughing into his hands. Hemmy jumped and flinched, looking around and yelled.
Chris threw his hands up in the air, saying.
“I knew it was a bad idea to let you be around him!”
Robert laughed and replied.
“Hulk already punched him once.”
“I must tend to my eggs.”
He walked upstairs and Scarlett said, looking at me.
“When did you write this?”
“After I watched the movie.”
Aaron stated, crossing his arms.
“Of course, throw it out there that I died.”
I shrugged and Chris kept arguing with Hemmy.
“Why would you hit him in the head?”
“If the man of green wouldn’t stop talking about my brother, I wouldn’t have had to go to such lengths to quiet his mouth!”
“You could have killed us all!”
“I’m about to kill you both if you two keep acting like weirdo’s and drink your fucking coffee, dammit!”
I said, slamming my palms into the island. Both men jerked to the wall, Chris putting his hands over his head while saying.
“Holy shit! I am sorry mom! I’ll drink my coffee and eat my broccoli!”
I snorted and laughed into my hands, turning away and said.
Robert said, shaking his head.
“Jesus, Dorito. You are such a sissy.”
Chris acted as if he was crying and replied.
I laughed as Jeremy came down from upstairs, quirking an eyebrow up as he spied me, Aaron, Scarlett, Hemmy, and Mark laugh at Chris and Robert’s arguing about whatever they could think of. I piped in.
“Hey boys?”
They looked over with questioning looks and Jeremy stated with arms crossed.
“Can you take your lovers’ quarrel somewhere else? Jesus.”
Chris and Robert gave equal looks of horror and disgust and both yelled out.
I whispered to Jeremy, watching as Chris gagged and Robert face palmed, shuddering.
“Is it just me or did they suddenly get really defensive?”
Aaron whispered to me.
“Do you think their secretly seeing each other?”
“Nah, Chris doesn’t seem like a secretive person.”
Chris looked up as he heard his name.
“What? What about me?”
Scarlett said quirking an eyebrow up while smirking.
“You two are awfully defensive about this.”
I piped in, walking to Chris and Robert and putting my arms around both their waists.
“Now guys, be nice to the two very confused men. I know-”
“Don’t you dare play savior, (Y/N)! You were the one who pointed out their protests!”
I replied, still holding the two.
“Yeah, but think about it. These two wouldn’t make it five minutes being gay for each other.”
Everyone laughed and I clapped, smiling.
“So? Who wants to go last minute Christmas shopping with me?”
Everyone raised his or her hand and I sighed.
“I can only take one. Ok, if you can guess my exact bra size, you can go.”
Jeremy rolled his eyes and Robert asked.
“Who would we answer that?”
“Exactly why you’re not going first. Different question for every trip.”
She rolled her eyes and Chris said.
“This is a really weird question but it’s (bra size.)”
I froze and looked over at him.
“Dude, have you been stealing my bras because you answered that way too quickly.”
“You practically live here and you have no idea how to work my washer and dryer.”
I nodded while mouthing an 'oh.’ Moreover, shook my head, grabbing Chris’s hoodie that I stole from him and said, grabbing his keys and running to the garage.
“Absolutely not! Uh uh, give me the keys!”
Merry (Very Late) Christmas
