“It’s Gonna Happen Soon But Not Today...”

Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet as Joel Barish and Clementine Kruczynski Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) dir. Michel Gondry

bitch i don’t have a “dream job” i dream about living in a cottage making soap and painting titties. capitalism is a nightmare

God I had a theories of human nature exam today and this image kept flashing in my head every time any one of these three were mentioned

Daily Mirror, England, January 22, 1909 Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.

peak performance

Ngl….mood

Girl same

undisclosed moodboard

snorlax got dat WAGON

While walking the dog yesterday, we found the tracks of a pack of wolves that had passed across the edge of our property. (I live out in the highway in Alaska.) I took a picture of my hand next to a wolf track for comparison. 

Now here’s a picture of my hand with one of our dog’s tracks:

And he’s not an especially small dog; he’s a 55-lb retriever mix.

And the dog’s tracks next to wolf tracks:

Wolves are huge.

dude, i’m tellin you, for real Sometimes people ask if my klee kai is a wolf, like, seriously. And I’m always like oh no, ha ha he kind of looks like one, though, hunh? But inside I’m always like “uh, my dog weighs thirty pounds, wolves weigh more than me and my dog put together – if he was a wolf you wouldn’t be asking if he was a wolf, you’d be peeing your pants and demanding we leave”

like, a wolf is as tall when lying down as most dogs are standing. here, see for yourself. Labs are a very dog-sized dog, wouldn’t you say? Check this out

(this is a wolf in Alaska that found an unfenced dog park and slowly over the course of months learned how to hang out and have fun with the dogs)

SO BIG THO - here, have some more examples

@silvaxus Silva, look! Wolves!

the derpy husky at the end xD

Puns That Will Make You Nod and Laugh Quietly to Yourself (See More)

Space Is Not That Cool When The Ocean Is Already Full of Weird Shit

Does the Ocean have GIANT SPINNING BALLS THAT EMITE RADIATION?

no, but it has this thing!

Don’t forget about this other thing!

and these things!

i really like this thing!

I love the holographic special editions!

Come down the trenches! We have

Plastic bags

Old Man McGregor

Sea Swine

Underwater Lipstick

This Geek

Sheepshead Fish because Peopletoothed Fish was taken

A dick

Seizure machines

Seamus who I met at a Rave in downtown Seattle once.

Cosmic Brain if nothing was going on in there

And Much Much More

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud