rewatching hilda in preparation for season 3 so here's my favorite part: the nisse!

once you meet someone with brown eyes its over

once you meet someone with brown eyes you are unequivocally fucked

i think we as a fandom don’t talk about this image enough and by that i mean at all

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

you are making this so difficult

via indiarosecrawford

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

i love stan because it’s usually “he can do no wrong” with characters but no. he can do all the wrong he wants and i’ll still be cheering him on. i actually encourage it, please continue to commit tax fraud and make vaguely threatening hand gestures at cops. smuggle pugs or whatever your crusty heart desires.

i feel like high school/middle school sitcoms set the unrealistic expectation of being able to have lunch time outside

ok because apparently i'm wrong about this, reblog with where you live and whether you got to eat lunch outside during school or not

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

in hindsight, pitching something that would be deemed a fair bit strange by some standards to a site teeming with already incredibly strange people was a mistake. apologies tumblr users i’d forgotten where i was

ask and ye shall receive

pose was loosely traced from adorkastock

Rereading Catching Fire after having read TBOSAS is interesting because Snow's entire pr strategy around the quarter quell is based entirely on his way of thinking and fails precisely because of its flaws

He puts Katniss in her wedding dress for her interview because he wants people in Panem to know that nothing will save them, because what he sees is a stupid kid who stepped out of line and needs to be eliminated for it

But because he thinks compassion, sympathy, and treating other humans like valuable people are stupid, worthless weaknesses for inferior people, he fails to anticipate that the rest of Panem will see one more injustice done to the Districts, and a hand twisting the knife as hard as it can for no reason

He fails to anticipate that even in the Capitol people have hearts, and there's only so long you can spend watching the same people on TV before you grow attached to a couple of them in some way, and thus will be sad when they die unnatural and unfair deaths (and maybe even start wondering why the rules can't change after all)

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

our house was in the middle of nowhere surrounded by woods so when i decided i didnt want to wear dresses anymore if we were going to some event & my parents insisted i had to wear a dress i would just go hide in the woods. was so committed i almost made us miss a flight once bc my mom packed a dress in my suitcase

i only promised to stop doing this if my parents got me formal boys clothes to wear which eventually they did. i don't feel bad about resorting to violence bc i asked politely and they said no. proud of 10 yr old me for evil annoying lesbian behavior

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

please stop calling here. i’m not interested in buying anything at the moment

Deadass thought this was an Eric Andre skit somehow

yeah Enjolras who cares about your lonely soul defiuently not me anyway i did draw this so

you're our hero, Stanley

this is very poorly photographed (and drawn for that matter) but i tried my best and i hope it captures the idea :)

also - this was inspired by the great @artsymeeshee!whose art and mostly grunkles i absolutely adore :D

so yea, i hope you like it :3