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@aloonycynic / aloonycynic.tumblr.com

call me cynic or loony; i'm both | writeblr | budding novelist | professional procrastinator | INTP & Ravenclaw | 18 she/her | current WIP: Next to Nothing
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Last Line Tag

Many thanks to @anomaly00 for this fantastic tag game!

So, this is from a side story I'm working on prematurely titled Running 'Round Puddles:

"Thanks, Ives," Emmerson says, and I nod as I shut the door, burying my face in my pillow and groaning. I can't do this, but I can tolerate it...but I really can't. The cleaning chute screams right on time as I pass it, rushing to the couch and chunking the pillows and blanket onto it, following them with an exasperated sigh.

Literally, this is my favorite tag game. Have fun tagged!

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#13 for the writer ask game ^_^

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Oh jeez I'm so glad you asked this one!

(These are all characters from Next to Nothing)

Let's see... Marci would probably be in Ravenclaw because she is literally the absent-minded professor of NtN. Jess would definitely be in Gryffindor, just because he has no sense of what not to do (questionable bravery). Kidd would surprisingly be in Hufflepuff; even though she hates everyone, she will care for them regardless. Martin would definitely be in Hufflepuff, too, since he's the embodiment of kind gestures.

Thank you so much for asking <3

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Its preesh everyone hours!!! Tag someone you appreciate!!!!!

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aloonycynic

A really late appreciation post but THANK YOU SO MUCH @anomaly00 YOU ARE LITERALLY AN ANGEL.

All of these lovely people and more are appreciated :)

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8 People I'd Like to Know Better Tag Game :)

i am really late on this response due to some personal issues, but thank you so much to the lovely @sundaynightnovels for this tag.

here's my crack at this tag game :)

ONE ~ name

cynic, though i truly am no cynic and hold no critical bone in my body. new friends, please do not be deterred.

TWO ~ birthday

jan. 11. right at the start of a new year so my forgetful self remembers.

THREE ~ zodiac sign

i'm not much into zodiacs and such, but i am a capricorn, and my dearest friend tells me i pretty much fill the bill for a typical capricorn so hopefully it's all good things.

FOUR ~ height

5'4" and i am in denial. i am taller than my younger, 5'8" sister. i have to be taller. please let me be taller.

FIVE ~ hobbies

let's see...baking, gardening, video games, watching cooking shows, monopoly (yikes), but most of all art. i love my art classes and all of my compositions are my babies.

SIX ~ favorite colors

ooo, i'm involuntarily obsessed with all shades of blue. i will literally walk into a store and buy a pair of blue shorts that look identical to the other ten blue shorts i have and not even blink an eye.

SEVEN ~ favorite books

The Night Circus and Six of Crows definitely.

EIGHT ~ last song i listened to

Love of My Life by Queen. thank you music documentaries for getting me reobsessed with queen and elton john.

NINE ~ last film i watched

i binge watched a season of kid's baking championship yesterday...does that count?

TEN ~ inspiration for muse

literally anything that gets my mind to stop buzzing. it usually leads to a week-long obsession over the inspiration as i replay the moment thousands of times in my head.

ELEVEN ~ dream job

two ridiculous words: nascar racer. let's just say i am not the nicest driver on the roads and many a-curve have my tire marks

TWELVE ~ meaning behind your url

although i am not a cynic, i am quite loony, as my dear friends constantly remind me. loony and proud.

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7? for the word interest

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oh yay! let's see...i only use 'interest' 4 times. now i feel the need to add more interests, ha! thank you so much for the ask <3

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illuminosity

writing ask game

made for novels, but can be used for fanfiction or other types of writing!

  1. describe the plot in 1 sentence.
  2. pick one sight, smell, sound, feel, and taste to describe the aesthetic of your novel.
  3. which 3+ songs would make up a playlist for the novel?
  4. what’s the time period and location in which the novel takes place?
  5. is this a standalone or a part in a series?
  6. are there any former titles you’ve considered but discarded?
  7. how many times does the word ____ appear in the novel?
  8. what’s the first line that comes up when you search _____?
  9. what’s the first line of your novel?
  10. what’s a line of dialogue you’re particularly proud of?
  11. which line from the novel most represents it as a whole?
  12. who are your character faceclaims?
  13. sort your characters into harry potter houses!
  14. which character’s name do you like the most?
  15. describe each character’s daily outfit.
  16. do any characters have distinctive birthmarks/scars?
  17. pick a color to represent each character.
  18. pick a font to represent each character.
  19. which character most fits a character trope? which trope?
  20. which character is the best writer? worst?
  21. which character is the best liar? worst?
  22. which character swears the most? least?
  23. which character has the best handwriting? worst?
  24. which character is most like you? least like you?
  25. which character would you most like to be?
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aloonycynic

If you guys are interested in my current WIP, just send in a number :)

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Another Tag Game :)

Many thanks to @sanguinewritings for this lovely little get to know your writeblr tag game <3

Rules: answer the 17 questions, then tag 21 people (let's see if i know that many people yikes)

nickname ~ cynic

starsign ~ capricorn

height ~ 5'4" ? i'm in denial???

last film i watched ~ iron man 3 (not gonna lie, i watched it while working on an art composition)

favorite musician ~ Audrey B. (aka my cousin whose first album is to be released soon!)

song stuck in my head ~ Can You Tell by Ra Ra Riot

other blogs ~ @riesrandomwrites

do i get asks? ~ very few

blogs following ~ 72

what i'm wearing ~ beach tee and some comfy shorts (very basic)

dream job ~ nascar racer *crumples into ball of embarrassment*

dream trip ~ a yearlong trip around the world to local and traditional places

play any instruments ~ piano, marimba, and ukulele

languages ~ English (soon to be expanded to Spanish)

favorite food ~ sushi (@ my main character oops)

favorite song ~ Can You Yell by Ra Ra Riot

random facts ~ my best friend is my 80 year old math teacher, and I started an environmental club at my school

Tags are below; have fun :)

(and feel free to ignore as well and say if you don't want to be in tag games anymore)

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ahhh, okay so my wip Next to Nothing is about an ordinary statistician trying to escape mundane life, and this leads to her working for a crazy maniac of a magician. i honestly get to excited to write about it because i've fallen in love with my characters (oops), and i love writing their sarcastic/endearing/funny relationships they have with each other :) p.s. your blog is incredible; I love what you're doing

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Ahhh that sounds like so much fun! And as a fan of classic Holmes, that description reminds me so much of the Holmes-Watson dynamic, which is a dynamic that I LOVE no matter how it’s expressed. The sort of banter and exasperation despite mutual appreciation... That’s always really fun to write!

(And thank you so much!!! I basically just do what I like and hope others enjoy it, too. cx))

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aloonycynic

I never thought of it like that, but being a holmes and watson fan myself it TOTALLY makes sense now. Thank you for your wisdom :)

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Last Line Tag

These are so much fun! Thanks to @glasskaleidoscopes for the tag <3

Here are the last lines of Next to Nothing.

"Do...do I know you?" I ask hesitantly, the edge of panic creeping into my mind, shaming me for forgetting another thing, but the woman laughs, warm chuckles that shake away the chill in the air.
"No, but now you will. I'm Doctor Angeline Sallow," the woman says easily, and I stiffen as she waves her hand pleasantly. "I was hoping to run into you, Marceline. Would you mind grabbing some lunch with me?"

Now I'm off to write some more! I tag:

@writingfyis @velvetlighthouse @anomaly00 @undiscovered-inc @orphicodysseywrites @authorofferings (and @ anyone who sees this please fell free to join in and @ me in your post! i love finding news wips :))

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levucky

I need writeblr friends 😭

reblog if you’re a writeblr, a prompt blog, an oc blog, a whump blog, a writing advice blog, literally anything relating to writing! let’s make a follow train!

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aloonycynic

honestly same ha

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here's a quote from my wip: “There,” Jess says, exhausted, shutting the jar’s lid and letting his head drop against the cabinets, and I notice the blood is no longer soaking his lab coat. He smiles, and I rest against the table, feeling quite and truly dead on the inside.

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oh no. wait, wait, if i know this, does this mean i’m affiliated with them now?? does not disclosing this means i’m part of the crime????!!!well. i hope that they haven’t done, say, an autopsy on a living breathing body. and hope that the jar’s contents isn’t something meaty and fleshy and a used-to-be body part. and i really hope that the ‘i’ being ‘truly dead on the inside’ is not  a literal thing and is meant to be figurative of what has happened within the lab itself – which is hopefully not something that… is damaging to a human body.i especially hope that i will not be incriminated in this crime, now that i know of it. and my followers too.ask me anything!

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aloonycynic

oh jeez, this is brilliant. it's actually kind of like anautopsy, except the person "dead on the inside" (figurative, fear not) just sawed off Jess' leg in a bizarre magical experiment, and he magicked his leg back together with a jar.

but fear not! you and your followers are safe, as both characters are not involved in illegal things :) thank you so much for this!

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Writeblr Introduction :)

I got a little overzealous posting the first couple chapters of my WIP, and I haven’t even introduced myself!

I’m Sabrina, and I go by she/her pronouns! 

I write a lot of teen/new adult fiction. I usually focus on the romantic parts, but like to throw in some drama. I have trouble elaborating scenes sometimes, and am looking for feedback on my WIP, Glass Kaleidoscopes! 

I would love to get mixed in with the writeblr community, so reblog this post/follow me and I’ll follow you back! Thanks all <3

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aloonycynic

welcome welcome! the chapters you posted are AMAZING <3 can’t wait to read more :)

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dragonkissed

ARE YOU… 

  • a writer who struggles with structure, accountability, and/or deadlines?
  • really excited about your WIP but also afraid you will never, ever finish it? 
  • in need of writing buddies to encourage you, yell at you, and make memes about your characters?
  • if you answered yes to all of the above,  this might be the network for you! (why am I talking like a salesperson, you ask? no clue.) 

WHAT THIS WILL BE: 

  • a small group (probably 5-10) of writers coming together to focus on finishing one of their WIPs. we’ll track progress together, encourage each other through plot holes and writer’s block, celebrate small victories, and maybe share small snippets of our work or potentially do critique swaps if there’s interest in that. 
  • primary communication will be through discord 
  • hopefully not a space to stress yourself out– writing books is HARD and requires a quadrillion tiny baby steps and we all gotta go at our own pace– but I think it would help me, and probably some other writers, to have a small group helping me stay on track and excited about my story. so I’d like to make that happen!

HOW TO APPLY:

DEADLINE: 

  • August 1st 2019 

@ mutuals (and anyone, honestly): do this!! this looks fun!

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aloonycynic

This is a great idea!

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The worse the explanation, the better.

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tlbodine

You’re maybe being held prisoner in a house full of werewolves but mostly they just want love and acceptance

Local girl should have probably just stayed home.

Philosophy professor is unbothered by discovery of vampires but worried about everything else.

Alcoholic demon thinks dying his hair will solve all his problems and it kinda does.

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rogueity

Immortal girl gets pissed off with earth, falls asleep in a forest, and wakes up to fifty elves staring at her.

A cleptomaniac shapeshifter and music boi shapeshifter get lost in the woods, make a mess of local politics and jump through dimensions, not necessarily in that order.

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owlonacoin

Local shoujo highschool story ends up in politics, war and suffering because a cursed alien ostrich stole a sandwich.

Local people think science is witchcraft and the baker has started wearing womens dresses.

Colonialism.

Abuse victim survives murder attempt by abuser and gets powers because of fancy science juice and heatstroke

The elements have babies

A serial killer who is somehow the good guy goes on a murder road trip with brother in law, murder goes horribly wrong, prison break occurs.

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darthfluff

Local scientist accidentally gets romantically involved in politics, pisses off a cult, and makes friends with a retired murderer. Not neccessarily in that order.

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semper-draca

space bard accidentally requests an assassin’s help in planning a family reunion

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doomhamster

Middle-aged man discovers he’s been wrong about everything ever, reacts about as well as you’d expect.

The negative effects of cult up bring on one’s dating life.

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abyss-wolf

Angery dumbass tries to solve a murder mystery and finds a new family along the way

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general-grey

Reckless knight on a quest to untangle some jumbled family ties, surrounded by zombies.

Some dumb bitch accidentally breaks the sun while trying to fix the world.

Satan’s overly complicated plan to genetically engineer the Antichrist who is also a magical girl.

Tired magic boy does his best to escape his murder family

Lich man is angry at gods who are having family drama

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airiat

an anxious mess of a woman and her snarky old man of a boyfriend is tasked with defeating a local tyrant

Archaeologist left for dead is turned into a vampire and promptly hunts down their betrayer.

vampire stalker annoying lesbians

Something happens after a girl discovers she has super abilities in a city that has criminalised such abilities.

Two idiots in fantasy world must find out who murdering people, but instead of solving anything, hyperfixiate on one thing and ignore all other signs their wrong, intell it’s too late.

Skyscrapers piss off alligator; she takes it out on a chicken and a monkey with a fork.

three orphans take revenge.

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aloonycynic

girl is bored; decides to be magic with new friends.

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Jess Braidel | 37 | master mage | character in Next to Nothing

There hasn’t been anyone who takes the phrase “do it for science” more seriously than the mage Jess Braidel. Ever the optimist and always the hermit, Jess spends his days happily locked in his laboratory, dabbling in the fine arts of blood magic and inanimate enchantments while burning the books his personal library, Marceline Graves, memorizes to keep all magical knowledge safe. He’s not out to conquer the world on a grand quest, but if science calls him to take such a path, you can bet Jess is already on it.

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an excerpt from Next to Nothing (310 words)

Hey you guys :) I’ve decided to post an excerpt of my current WIP, Next to Nothing, as a teaser. I hope you all enjoy!

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“So,” Martin starts, taking a swig of beer as I draw circles in the condensation of my glass, “you’re obviously pissed.”

“My job. I hate it.” Martin hums pleasantly.

“Is that why you’re…weird?” he asks, gesturing to me with his beer, and my eyes float over to the old television.

“I’m always weird,” I reply as players skate around the rink, slamming into each other. “You’ve pointed it out one hundred and twenty-two times since we met.”

“Smartass. Well, here’s something I’ve never pointed out.” Martin taps his beer glass against mine. “You haven’t touched your beer.” I hum absently, blocking earlier images of Jess and his mangled, bloody leg by counting the bubbles in the beer. Before Martin picked me up from outside of Jess’ lab, I cried and shed all of every emotion I felt, and now I feel empty; it’s a strange sense of relief, but I’m unable to grasp on to anything concrete, my mind floating more than conversating.

“I don’t like drinking,” I finally say, pushing the glass towards Martin as he empties his. He gives me a questioning look despite grabbing the beer, and I put my elbow on the table, resting my cheek in my hand.

“Well, I’m technically still having a drink with you,” Martin starts, waving for the bartender, “so I’m satisfied. May I have a…an unsweet tea? Thanks.”

“You’re dieting me?” I ask drily, and as he rushes to amend himself, as if dreading that he stepped on my fragile state of mind, I let myself laugh, a rasp and an emptiness wrapped around it. “An unsweet tea is fine.” A slow smile seeps onto Martin’s face, and I snatch the beer from him impulsively, taking a burning drink with satisfaction as the blood, the bones, and the lovely job I’ve entangled myself in begins to drain from my mind.

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I hope you consider reblogging, commenting, or liking if you enjoyed :)

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