Uni.

HEY LADIES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DID YOU KNOW UHHHHHHHHH

No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer

mice are having sex in my walls :(

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

Amphibiuary Day 24: Sleep

Image description: art showing two anthromorphic frogs, one sitting in an armchair the other laying in the first ones arms. Both have their eyes closed.

The armchair has a lilypad pattern, there are 2 books laying in a stack next to the armchair, behind the armchair is a small table with two mugs, one has a dragonfly on it, on the wall is a image of two frogs hugging. end Image description

This is not my beautiful circus; these are not my beautiful monkeys

My name is Valkyrie Exodus Genesis Chicago and i have short wispy grey hair (that’s how I got my name) with grey streaks and grey tips that reaches my shoulder and wise old eyes like swagful stones

yes yesy yes yes yes yes hell yes ys yes yes

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I support women's rights but also women's decades long revenge plots

Went outside my fandom bubble and saw people being cancelled for shipping two characters who tried to kill each other once damn is this the limit nowadays

Trying to kill each other is a reason to START shipping characters

It's not an OTP if they haven't tried to kill each other at least twice

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

Some days, Twitter is a simmering hellbroth. Other days, the landscape is made glorious by people like this.