comedy gold

it just keeps getting better

Owl you can fly

Hey, look at us, logging in some quality bro time before the end of the world.

Let me tell you a fucking thing about costume design. That’s some in depth, difficult shit to learn. And the fact that this goddess can ramble this shit off the cuff means she knows her shit. ELLE WOODS IS A GODAMNED GENIUS AND IT’s NOT A STRETCH TO BELIEVE SHE GOT INTO HARVARD LAW MMMK?

FUCK YEAH ELLE WOODS OR DIE

this movie is literally about an attractive woman who loves to party having to prove over and over again that she’s also intelligent and hard-working to those who judge her based on her looks (who also empowers and fights for other women, and fosters unlikely friendships instead of engaging in girl hate) and if you don’t think that’s some great feminist shit then I don’t know what your problem is

Let’s not forget that in the end when the guy wants her again, she turns him down because she knows she deserves better.

oh this tea is exceptional 🐸☕️

rule of thumb to future college students: don’t feel bad about being weird because someone is always weirder. i felt awkward because i was walking around the dorm in just socks but then a guy got on the elevator with me and as he walked out i realized he was barefoot. this is not the first time that happened. i thought it was a bit strange to watch anime with some friends in a common room at odd hours but there’s a person at my dorm with a taako poster on their door for all to see. people have whiteboards on their door exclusively to draw memes on. everything is just whatever

various exhibits

Reblogging to add my personal favorite college door from my hall

There’s a dude on my campus that brings a loaf of bread with him into the shower and eats it there, “for efficiency”

I just have a lot of feelings about this show

Can we talk about this scene?

So General Amaya’s group finds a guard station abandoned, and one lone guard who failed to signal them.

The guard apologizes and makes an excuse,

Causing the others to turn away and drop their guard.

But the soldier signs “danger” covertly in front of his body,

Tipping off Amaya,

Who then proceeds to save the soldier’s life and get him out of the line of fire.

This tells us 2 things:

1) General Amaya is a super-perceptive, stone-cold badass,

2) This soldier is at least passingly familiar with Sign Language, and used it to give a warning that tipped off the fighting party to the ambush without getting himself killed. He almost certainly knows ASL because his commanding officer is deaf and uses it to communicate with her army. Having a disabled general just saved this man’s life.

I just love that The Dragon Prince gave us a fantastic example of how accessibility (i.e. incorporating ASL into an army to accommodate deaf soldiers) can improve the overall quality of an organization, in a way that also created a tense and well-paced action scene. This show, man.

klaus bumming rides off diego

but now you’re out of sight

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

alignment chart

she does not FUCK

my DREAM JOURNAL blog was ?????? flagged???? theres not even any ????? photos???

STAFF TOOK YOUR DREAM JOURNAL

the furry tinder guy who gave me minecraft: do you think youd want to loose your virginity to me lol

me:

i might as well delete my tumblr because I will never be funnier than this

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

“Maybe I did want to be out there with you.”