please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”

“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,

baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad

the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,

so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN

my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making

The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.

This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.

if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children

BEST ADOPTED MUM

Watch: Poet Elizabeth Acevedo nails the hypocrisy of anti-choice advocates.

Damn.

Shit!

!!!!

Deep

You guys should watch PBS documentary on Evangelical Christians who are against abortions but are pro gun rights. The way they think makes absolutely no sense.

It makes perfect sense when you realize that they’re not really Christians. They’re white nationalists aka racists hiding behind the bible. They utilize the fight against abortion to disguise their white nationalist baby breeding agenda.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^BOOM!!!!!!!

hi im a cashew white guy and I’m gonna say a slur to be funny because fuck political correctness

i just realized that autocorrect changed cishet to cashew I’m going to bed

why did I not question “cashew” as a type of white guy tho

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

the year is 2067. am elderly woman sits in a hover-rocker at the local care home. she’s nodding off to sleep when a voice says, “hey, i like your shoelaces.” the woman opens her eyes, confused. shoelaces? shoes stopped having laces decades ago. she stares at the grey haired lady in front of her for a long quizzical minute before it hits her. a large, dentured smile spread across her face and she replies:

“thanks. i stole them from the president.”

Can someone please explain this?

The innocence.

Awe children, they just don’t know anymore.

What do you mean innocent. This has nothing to do with innocence.

you come into my house and make me read this with my own two eyes

Rhys when someone calls Feyre hot

This is so extra I can literally hear Rhys saying it

I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS 

You know she was Tired™ and ready to spill Tea™ with that first sentence

Isn’t this throwing Christians under the bus as well?  Come on Tumblr, don’t be like r/atheism always is on Sundays.

No. This is is simply refuting the whole “all terrorists are Muslims” ideology people like to pin on the whole religion of Islam. It’s also pointing out how whenever a Christian person is a terrorist, no one resorts to blaming Christianity…….. yet when one Muslim is a terrorist people blame the whole religion

phil lester is really hot reblog if you agree

switch!

AAAAAAH😍😍

The Morrigan // A queen- a queen who bowed to no one, a queen who had faced them all down and never apologized for it.

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

A VISUAL REPRESENTATION OF POST-ACOWAR SHIPS.

Because it’s a just a lot and you’re probably still confused.

Spoilers after the cut, obviously. 

Let’s look at where we ALL thought things were going:

Keep reading

if the Inner Circle were cats

Rhys & Feyre:

Cassian:

Amren:

Azriel:

Mor:

I’ve never hit reblog so fast.

The Azriel one I’m crying

Inner Circle (ACOMAF/ACOWAR by @sjmaas)

Finally did a group shot:)