Take it easy, sweetheart

Now that I have seen the film and no longer need to worry about jinxing things I can confirm that the [REDACTED] of 2021 was being in the fucking batman and I made the final cut

pinning now the film is out to confirm that if you think you saw me in the batman yes you did

I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

if you want to test your luck, this site lets you choose a random human bone :) https://randomlistgenerator.com/human-bones

Sometimes I see a respected mutual in my notes and remember they follow me and I'm like. Should I apologize for what I'm doing here. But they did choose to be in my house

i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

77th Annual Tony Awards Meet the Nominees press event, NYC

anne magill

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

oh that’s actually kinda cute

Also at that conference was the great Peruvian novelist Mario Vargas Llosa. During the next two days the three of us made two discoveries about one another.

The first was that each of us had attacked at least one of the others in print. I had dissed Eco’s book. Umberto had criticized Mario for being too right-wing. Mario had criticized me for being too left-wing.

The second discovery was that we all got on like a house on fire.

It was Umberto who suggested we should now call ourselves The Three Musketeers. (This, remember, was the time of the Three Tenors, Pavarotti, Domingo and Carreras.) I remember asking, “Why Musketeers? Why not, for example, The Three Stooges?”

“No,” Umberto insisted. “It has to be Musketeers, because first we were enemies and now we are friends.”

- Selman Rushdie

The Master (2012) dir. Paul Thomas Anderson

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

dc literally has better villains than marvel because marvel antagonists are always like “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i kill people because i’m SAD inside” meanwhile everyone in gotham just be off the shits and have an actual aesthetic and presentation  

The villain’s in Gotham are better because no one can out do Bruce Wayne in  “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i beat up people because i’m SAD inside” so they had to come up with something else.

this is the only response anyone is allowed to put on this post actually 

my favorite theater reaction was the second time i saw merrily when frank said “i just met the girl i oughtta marry” and the audience…gasped and murmured…instead of laughing…they truly got it…