Gman: Do you know why I called you here, Mr. Freeman?

Gordon: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Gman *stops pouring two glasses of wine*: Accidentally?

dudes wear shit like this then are surprised when the school principle has had enough of their pranks and drags them by the ear to detention

stylish yet illegal

me when my bf doesnt text me until 10pm

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

Tintin: “What’s the date today? The 15th?”

Haddock: [somberly] “Yes. If it makes any difference.”

Tintin: “Then tomorrow’s the 16th! Eureka! We’re saved!”

yyeeEEEAAAAAAAHOOOOOO

being sexy literally has nothing to do with looks... you need to be a little bit weird and strange and unusual. people who are physically perfect by societal standards are not sexy like where's the flavour. the body hair. i'm right

i'm especially right about that part actually! if you don't have body hair you aren't sexy sorry <3

yall im losing my mind i went to the grocery store w/ me mum for essentials & was wearing this mask cause why not

& this old ladys like oh thats so cute! & i was like heh & she was like can i take a picture & i said thats fine but then she says put your paws up! so i did the fucking catgirl neko pose im gonnajfjjgk

this was me in the soup isle

i gotta go the rest of my life now knowing that out there on an elderly womens phone is a pic of me being a little neko in a grocery store

ace attorney is as exciting as it is because it fulfills everybody’s fantasy of not just proving someone wrong but doing so in a heroically aggressive manner. ace attorney is about calling someone out, with receipts, so hard that they throw wild anime faces, scream, and tear their hair out, then get sent to actual jail

That Almond-Sigma-Sykes-Spamton fusion I’m making

He’s probably some sorta tech-esque psychic

my beloathed. my insignificant other. my worstie. my stupid rabbit. my fucked up abhorrent little meow meow

THEY (are boyfriends)

reminder that gay people are real

Monster boys but they’re greasy sexy nerd boys

Yes I like sexualizing neckbeard yes I am insane

oh yeah my bday is in little over a month who wants to deliver a fat greasy dilf to my doorstep