The Good News: I've got through the rewrite of a bunch of guys sitting around waiting for a baby to be born! And I don't hate it this time!
The Bad News: Now I have to write a guy bonding with a squashed tomato newborn. ...have I mentioned I'm not a baby person? I'm not a baby person. As in super duper not a baby person. As in if people are standing around cooing at a baby, I am finding something else to do now...preferably playing with their pet.
*head + desk = bang*
Some potentially-helpful observations:
- A brand-new baby is not entirely un-pet-like. Especially if you sit in a rocking chair with it on your shoulder and just kind of zone out.
- At the same time there's this interesting awareness that this is in fact a human person, even though all of the normal rules of human people are out the window. You don't have to talk, they aren't going to remember anything about this interaction, you can fit their entire behind in the palm of one hand...however, they are a person. It's kind of neat!
- Also if this is the project I think it is, the character may find it a bit of a relief to have one member of the family with whom his relationship is not excruciatingly awkward. With this new person, their experience of each other will not be divided into a "before" and an "after."