ophelia..

psst quick note to everyone calling this a Water Buffalo:

this is a cow 🐄🐮

Typical breakfast conversation is Gortash fishing out the mornings newspapers and reading the names from the obituary.

Durge just immediately responds: yes, no, no, yes, yes, yes, maybe, to the ones they have & haven’t killed.

Gortash doesn’t even need to ask they just do it automatically based off this sort of unhinged energy they have.

what do you mean you don't want to talk to every single npc and explore every single area in a video game

I don’t know which author needs to hear this right now but even if you never update your wip i would never regret reading it a time of joy is never wasted

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

imagine if someone's life involved all of these 😂 what order would you put the chaos?

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️

This makes me so happy

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

Straight Parents: We just want to decide when our kids are introduced to the idea of relationships!

Also Straight Parents: (watch a one year old baby boy playing with blocks with a one year old baby girl) HAHAHA he is already such a ladykiller

I guess Oedipus would’ve outgrown it by now

tumblrs great. you can have 6,000 followers & only 9 of them are active/real

maybe if i think really hard about video game character everything will be okay

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think