rebloging catradora art, please ignore

it's hilarious how if you do any amount of research into life or death melee combat the prevailing themes that emerge are that

Other favorites from history:

Unless they hit a

major artery, bleeding

out takes a long time

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

date her mom ?

date her mom

date her mom

Banana Shenanigans. Bananigans.

@unpretty Ghost behavior.

"that's pretty impressive...but why would you DO THAT??" sums me up as a person actually

#i rip bananas in half now bc of this vid and it impresses and pisses everyone off (via @pumpkin-spice-fartte)

this must be what conservatives are talking about when they say it's too dangerous to allow people to have access to an uncensored internet. stay safe out there guys

why is the metal community so pressed abt this it’s literally hilarious. 10/10. love it. i want it.

ANNE HATHAWAY

Photographed by Chris Colls for V Magazine (Summer 2024)

why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

what the fuck

genderbendddddd. i like big boy riza being so polite sitting with his legs pressed together while femroy manspreads next to him

just found the most fascinating anti-ai person who is only anti-ai because they make and sell the software that spambots USED to use to flood the internet with low quality SEO-bait garbage and chatgpt is putting them out of business. what a fascinating category of human to be. i had never even considered that someone had to be actually making the spambots and that they have feelings too.

i might do a writeup later because this is genuinely extremely fascinating (in the sort of way that watching a bottle of piss explode in the hot sun is fascinating) but in the meanwhile take some out of context screenshots from the website advertising their software that they charge fucking

TWO HUNDRED US DOLLARS

for

but in the meanwhile let me just give you this;

this is a snippet from their software that they EXPLICITLY USE as the demonstration of how effective it is. while they said it took four seconds to generate, from button press to the text appearing it actually took 12. if you look really closely on the second picture at the bottom, it's really hard to see, but there's an "Earnings: $24.7" display. i need you to know that that number is just totally invented out of thin air. it was not there from a previous start, there is no actual money (especially since this is purported to be an entirely offline program), it just spits "Earnings: $24.7" on you.

Anyway, if you want to destroy your liver take a shot for every typo or run-on sentence you can find in this.

anyway i dont have a lot else interesting to show right now except for the fact that their program has some sort of... effort bar? or effort variable, and that it requires 25% more if you're going to focus on accounting. i wonder what acoustic well logging is? is that like a legit thing?

may post more about it later because this rabbit hole is kind of insane. it's not interesting at all, there's no like conspiracy, it's just insane and kind of sad.

women should lift weights because it prevents osteoporosis in old age and makes you a more capable person in everyday life please shut up about butts and waists and hourglasses i'm going to fucking kill

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genuine question from someone who would rather chew their arm off than go to a public gym, and also doesnt have a lot of money: how do you safely get into strength training? are there youtube channels, apps (android), etc anyone recommends that makes it approachable and don't lean into diet culture / body shaming?

also the biggest thing that keeps me from working out is that I already have joint and spinal issues and moving the wrong way can fuck up a knee or a shoulder or my spine for days. I really don't want to injure myself, and have unwittingly done so before. resources that are extremely clear on exactly how to move and offer gentler / alternative ways to move for people with limited range are vital.

Okay, so this may not technically be strength training, but muscles are dumber than bricks and cannot tell the difference between your own bodyweight and actual weights.

So, may I recommend:

He runs a YouTube channel where he goes over how to work your way up to more complex exercises (for instance, his pull-ups videos start with using a door jamb and moving your weight back and forth) so it's good for easing yourself into things.

You also don't have to fork out for expensive weights and such if you don't want to/can't. Substitute with stuff you either already have at home or can get from the supermarket and build up the weight you can exercise with. 500 gram cans of butter beans then 750 gram bottles of pasta sauce. 1 litre drink bottle then your 1.5 litre milk bottle. 3 litre bulk-buy bottle of laundry detergent. Etc. One of my dogs weighs 13 kilos and I pick her up on the regular (to her delight). One weighs 16 kg and I pick him up too (to his consternation and mild disapproval). You don't have to fit out some fancy home gym before you can start strength training.

I second Hybrid Calisthenics, that's the program I use. It's run by one guy who's taken it upon himself to make exercising more accessible and it's completely free! Each exercise has different variations based on your ability and each variation is further divided into different levels of difficulty so you can work up to where you want to be. If you can't do a single push up for example then this program will help you work up to the point where you can, and if you're a master of push ups then there are more advanced body weight exercises you can tackle so you can keep moving forward in your training without stagnating. The routine offers a full body workout with absolutely no equipment required for the beginning levels. The only reason you would need to buy anything is if you want to work up to a full pull up, at which point you would need actual pull up rings

Here's his actual website which I feel is easier to navigate than the YouTube channel on its own and organizes things in a way that's easy to understand. He explains everything you need to know about the routine and each individual exercise has both a text description and a video tutorial

[ begin id: a screenshot of tumblr tags that read "#i started my mom lifting with me 1.5 years ago. it's improved her balance and strength so much #she has avoided falling 4 times and i no longer worry about her #she lifts heavy boxes with a grin of pride #i've been teaching her about how much it helps women to strength train and she LOVES it #when we started she could barely lift 3lb #she now wields 7lb dumbbells in each hand as of our workout today!! #her foot pain and back pain have improved SIGNIFICANTLY since she's strengthened her core #she was bordering on immobility bc of how much pain she was in w her arthritis and spinal conditions #today she can hold a plank for 30 seconds and do 10 pushups!!!!! #shes almost 60 and she tells me she wants to do this w me forever #i love her so much and i am so proud of her working so hard to strengthen her body #after 50 years of diet culture and her own mother telling her to be dainty and frail #she's strong and she isn't scared of falling or tripping #we do 5 min of balance work each day at the end of every workout :)" / end id ]

Ok, question. Why not use the For You page at that point?

Because it sucks

boi no. go back while you still can. a good chunk of my answers are in the quads

#an amazing demonstration of a ceiling effect versus a range that properly allows the normal distribution to appear!

Statistics!

pls reblog for sample size etc

"Man, can't we ever save the damn world in Hawaii or something?"

- Batman/Superman #26

im sorry is taylor swift ACTUALLY a ~genius sales woman~ or is she just white like yall gotta stop this "i dont like he but she's a genius billionaire girlboss who knows all the trends" shit yall are so unserious

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now i don't know much about star trek but data being an android named data is kind of funny it'd be like if there was a human being called memories