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While I'm sure bad guys in Gotham have learned over time that the Bats don't kill, that even after bashing your teeth in they'll flag down an ambulance or dump you unceremoniously at the ER, it's still a shaky trust.

One that is easily shaken seeing a child wielding a sword in the dead of night; nobody wants to learn how that is handled nonlethally. Or bad guys just surrendering one late night after running into an alley and Nightwing's standing over their unconscious buddy, holding the gun he wrestled away. They watch Red Hood break into the place they're robbing with a crowbar in hand and just decide they'd rather not chance it. They see a shadow that could be Black Bat and-- you get it.

im back! im back im back im BACK!!! yessssssss finally!!!!

i missed this blog so very much! got deactivated, got reactivated, forgot password, remembered password after 2 years, and now I'M BACK!

you know what, fuck it, requests open for tolkien, transformers and bnha for the next week! i feel so powerful!! whooo!

me, at the doctor: "Listen, I hate being told what I can or cannot do—"

my doctor, doing the doctor nod while they type: "mhm, mhm"

me: "But imma be real, they were right, I can't do this."

my doctor: *surprised laugh*

please PLEASE learn how to tag your fanfics. Don’t tag fluff when it’s angst, don’t tag smut when it’s fluff and please don’t tag characters that ARENT EVEN MENTIONED IN THE FIC!!!!

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

Jason turns off his devices mid patrol and pretends to be dead again for april fool's one time and Bruce has a mental breakdown so bad, Jason has to come clean immediately.

I like to imagine that sometimes when bruce is really, REALLY tired he’ll accidentally slip into his brucie Wayne persona in front of the JL while in Batman costume. Like maybe Hal makes a joke about Batman being ugly because he always hides his face and Bruce just says “I’m still prettier than you’ll ever be” in his most himbo ditzy voice ever. And then he just goes back to normal Batman brooding.

The rest of the JL just stare at B for a solid five minutes but he’s already back to his normal Batman self.

If you are watching a TV show, it can be live action or animated.

But not when you're reading a book. Much to think about.

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Wait wait.

THIS WAS A RECENT REALIZATION FOR ME

APPARENTLY SOME OF Y'ALL SEE THINGS?? AND HEAR THINGS?? WHEN YOU READ?? WTF

Lmao yeah. Depends on person but for me If im super engrossed in a book. I dont even know im resding anymore. And when im interrupted or finish it-i like "wake up" and feel weird being back in real world. Sometimes ill even misremember a book, thinking i watched an awesome movie but then nope. I hallucinated it.

the stoic teenager to being on the verge of tears anytime something slightly inconvenient happens adult pipeline is very real

Brucie Wayne is not Kim Kardashian. I refuse it.

Brucie Wayne is Angelina Jolie. Like no offence but that man adopts poor people and people of colour like pokémon cards. The papers mentioned this at least once.

He leans into it sooo much cause he can’t really explain that he didn’t adopt the kids the kids adopted him cause that would require him to explain brightly coloured leotards and trying to rein in the bloodlust of children

when you're heavily dissociated and people are trying to talk to you

dick, who just got black mailed by 12 year old stalker tim: scary, that tim kid has a spot on bat-glare despite not spending anytime with you whatsoever, i mean the resemblance is uncanny

bruce trying to figure out if he ever slept with janet drake: very scary…

Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it’s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.

Even ignoring the quantity of workers or weaponry, I think there’s something special about specifically

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*nods wisely* not the sharpest knool in the shed

New headcanon: the batsiblings name Bruce's stuff, not him. One day Dick looked at Batman's car and said "this is a batmobile" and Bruce was like "you are absolutely correct. this is indeed a batmobile."

Before Jason, batarangs didn't even have a name. They were just random weapons. Jason names them batarangs and ever since Batman also calls them batarangs.

Babs named his computer batcomputer and ever since it's the batcomputer. It's the official name. Don't you dare question it.

In a similar way, rest of the batfam just randomly name the bats and he just goes with it. Steph calls one specific bat Bruce Jr and now it's official name is Bruce Jr. He always recognizes it and uses the correct names

some things dont change

Gonna scream oh my Gd