do i wanna be your friend?? yes. will i message you?? no
hey im free later if you wanna like get married or merge souls or something
why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand
yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me
Who wants to come over and have a crush on me
Brain is overworked, any chance someone can fuck me dumb to help relax?
Rosario Castellanos, tr. by Magda Bogin, from The Selected Poems of Rosario Castellanos; "Two Poems"
[Text ID: "Beyond my skin, deep in / my bones, I have loved."]
so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)
so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes
I'd be the perfect girlfriend if it weren't for the fact there's so many things wrong with me.
"anti-kink" is so funny to me. ohhh you're scared of sexy make-believe? ok. lol
a girlfriend is just a weighted blanket that bites you
Joining the war on fetish and kink on the side of the fetish and kink
modern dating is embarrassing i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he’s the local hot priest who will question god because of me)
im not scared of my own desires. i sabotage myself to make sure i never get what i want for unrelated reasons.
Are any of y’all making mistakes too or is it just me