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i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.

"ur eyebags r so deep" this & "u look so tired" that. nobody appreciates the disheveled swag

Never forget what they took from us.

For those asking how it compares today

and also

And no the food hasn’t changed a damned bit.

Shoutout to everyone using receipts as bookmarks you’re providing valuable information to future scholars

🩸 🩸 I’ll probably do a few small edits to this on pc (it needs more bleed Ough) but basically all done! V happy with how it came out + was fun to work on

its okay dude im not becoming evil muhaha. sorry i mean haha. dont know what happened there muhaha. sorry i mean

How. Do you get the ideas from brain to word doc. What kind of cord do I need

I’m going through a phase

i am begging this brown bear sanctuary to rethink their phrasing

outta my way, straight boy

sorry professional comedians but nothing will ever be as funny as this intersection in my hometown

i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything

I'd be the perfect front for your shady company. I always look baffled, I'll never be able to pick you out of a line up, and odds are good I'll forget your name ten minutes after you tell it to me.

“don’t let it bother u” baby i’m gonna be bothered by this for the next 10 years

dylanroyalwildlife

Who’s watching who?

this is the most terrifying picture of a giraffe i have ever seen

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