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I’m just now realising that finally the current incarnation of Peter Parker we have is not only younger than me, but he’s sitting in that uncomfortable stage of being born post-90s, making him now until forever, a baby boy. :| I don’t like this, change it change it
marvel: peter parker is seventeen
me: alright
marvel: peter parker was born 2001
me: WHAT TEH FCUCK
Finally I have confirmation/proof that different departments have different uniform designs!
@garbageisland-0 you had someone looking for this?
BLESS YOUR SOUL
tired: eating a chocolate bar like a normal human being
wired: pouring a large amount of semi-sweet chocolate chips into your hand and grazing on them like a horse
im glad this was so relatable to the general public
J. Michael Tatum (Iida’s VA) and Brandon McInnis (Sir Nighteye’s VA) just got engaged, and the video is the sweetest thing! Congratulations to both of them! <3
Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.
what about cats getting way too big to be held
Peter Parker, a Gen Z kid, screws up: Fuck, guess I’ll kill myself.
Steve Rogers, an artist during the 30’s and a soldier during WWII who knows full well what Dadaism and fatalistic humor are: There’s bleach under the sink–
Bucky Barnes, the guy who listened to Steve’s art rants in the 30’s, watched his back in WWII and went through 70+ years of shit: –And a rope in the supply closet if you want options.
Rest of the Avengers: ?????!!!!!!!?????
Shuri, also a gen z kid: don’t be a coward, jump out the window. Have some style would you
Vision, the human internet who knows what Gen Z humor is: do a flip
Everyone post ur favorite alphonse elric i’ll start:
Alphonse, 1 year old
Fuck yeah!
marilyn elric 👀
Beach boy
Yeah, but look at this boy… His face… I can’t…
something about this boy radiates an intense positive energy
i hope its okay i have many favorite als
BRO……
Guys I finally found it
the best post on tumblr
mMMMM gay
please.
That is the exact spot my parents found a stray kitten. Nice little addition to the family, but would have been a terrible addition to the pavement had she not been very vocal OTL
No joke, the place where that cat is resting in this picture is called a “dead cat hole” it’s an automotive term. Don’t believe me, look it up.
This is also where I found a stray cat, she was up in there during a thunderstorm and I begged my dad to let me being her inside and that’s the story of how I got my first cat.
Please don’t skip over this without reading it and making a mental note. Even if you don’t have a car, tell your parents or whoever, and make sure to do this. You think that’ll never happen but that’s what everyone thought who had this happen and didn’t check, and that poor cold cat met with a terribly sad end.
REBLOG WHETHER YOU LIKE CATS OR NOT
A stray dog in Bolivia joined a monastery and became a monk. The resident monks of St. Francis Monastery, named for the patron saint of animals, decided to adopt a dog they call ‘Friar Bigotón’ from the Cold Nose Project, which hopes the dog’s story will now inspire more monasteries to take in homeless pets. Source Source 2 Source 3
AKJSDFKLSD THEY MADE HIM A MONK
Bigotón means giant mustache in Spanish FYI
hello i am here today to not lose track of the art cheats i have discovered over the years. what i call art cheat is actually a cool filter/coloring style/way to shade/etc. that singlehandedly makes art like 20 times better
clipping group (lines)
clipping group (colors)
that is all for today, do stay tuned as i am always hunting for cool shit like this
Air conditioning is just domesticated wind
i fucking hate this because it’s right
Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"
imma need some context on that cause WHAT?
“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings “mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most
evidence 1:
This conspiracy theory is absolutely wild and includes the assertion that all rocks are left over remnants of plants/trees from a “silicon era”. Although it’s obviously.. not true.. they really have some amazing photos that feed your imagination of a fantasy world, i’ve compiled their best:
do you think giant trees would have proportionally giant branhes or would they just be like furry green spears? LOL
I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN
Paul Bunyan cryptid confirmed
Kindness is often mistaken for softness and let me tell you, friends….that is a mistake you don’t want to make.
Kind people are not born that way, they do not stumble into it, kind people are forged in fire and darkness and imploding stars…they have steel cores. Throw a punch and you’re going to break your hand.
Kind people are kind because they know firsthand that life isn’t.
“The helper seeks to help because he knows what it is to be helpless”
Kind people are those who have suffered and lived. Bitter people are those who have suffered and lost themselves. Those who take advantage of kindness are those who have yet to suffer at all.
here’s a vid from the pov of the dudes inside
This is the only thing I will accept with the use of the phrase “boys will be boys”
HOLY SHIT WATCH THE OTHER VIDEO THAT WAS FAR MORE BOYS THAN I EXPECTED
