menace 2 society

i just know they explored each other’s bodies

The fact that Jules still has a drink in his hand after the car fucking crashes

you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening

Dear Lord, when I get to Heaven

Please let me bring my man

I genuinely mean this, I hope all 5 of those Supreme Court members who voted Yes have to live their lives getting harassed and are extremely bothered till their last dying breath.

Bother them, make their lives miserable, make them not want to leave their homes.

I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms. 

scans by ©itwassoez

we don’t talk abt how stressful buying new glasses frames is. ur shopping for your whole personality there. life on the line. do or die. all for two pieces of glass and some sticks

I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone

me getting stabbed: so like is this a stabbing (flirtatious) or stabbing (murderous) because i really don't take hints

guy stabbing me: i'm literally trying to kill you

me: yeah but like which one is it

2030 this has been my dashboard since 2018

guy that can't fold laundry without a podcast on: i bet redbull could kill a middle ages shepherd

middle ages shepherd: i bet this branch could kill my gross son

Seriously so haunting when an adult is proud of not liking vegetables