self-diagnosed dumbass

california dreaming......... on such a winters day...........

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being

when I log on here

curious about what's in store for you for 2023? :D

let AO3 decide!

(this is a random generator that will give you four (4) ao3 tags, so you know, warnings for what that usually entails)

can't stop thinking about this

I found this picture a while ago. Idk why but it just fills me up with joy. The dog is so happy

“idk why” its an adorable chubby dog with little marshmallow feet. looks like its gonna give me a quest. looks like its gonna bless my village. looks like i summon it and it heals me in turn based combat. “idk why” what the fuck is wrong with you

"your honour, i love them" i say about a character i would fistfight in real life

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

characters who arent canonically gay but whose behavior just makes no sense unless you read them as gay

i just got stoned and took a hot bath with epsom salts. literally seasoned myself with herbs and got in the soup

want to create a series where the super villain blames everything bad he's ever done on "his illness" but its just ibs

youre hot your blog is sexy you border on insufferable your wounds are extremely gnc etc

Mordecai STOP being cisgender or you're fired. Rigby...keep up the good work

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Maybe it’s not Daddy issues, but you got some issues if you’ve willing put the mark of Cain on yourself!

What other people put on their body is generally no one else’s business, and they do not have “issues” for doing something that has meaning to them. Don’t reblig shit to sound condescending about people you don’t know, regardless of what personal meaning that symbol has to you. Let people be people jesus christ

What @redwing said

who cares about supernatural can we talk about the way his tits bounce

I almost failed my fucking physics test because I had this stuck in my head