hmm, make a perception check

This is later than usual but, for you @sim0njess​

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

happy may 4th

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I’m trying to tell you that I’m evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit

this is one of my favorite posts

The premise of Skyrim is just so funny. The shouts are just dragon language, making the fights between dragons basically an argument? But now this puny human has a minimal grasp of the vocab. Imagine you're disagreeing with your bud about something unimportant like pineapple on pizza and then a mouse came running over and called you a bitch

I meant what I said

advanced tip: while driving, you can use your turn signal to warn other drivers that you intend to turn.

Psych – 4.02: He Dead

FALLOUT — 1.04 "The Ghouls"

okay okay Vaxleth is taking shape 👀

and for a fortnight there, we were together

Emma D'Arcy as Rhaenyra Targaryen in House of the Dragon | 1.07 "Driftmark"

FALLOUT — 1.05 "The Past"

FALLOUT 1x02

FALLOUT 1x05 "The Past"