Will: Raise your hand if you like me!
Gabriel: What do I do if I don't like you?
Jem and Tessa: Raise your standards.
Computer: enter your password.
Jace: *enters Clary*
Computer: the password is too short.
Jace, sighing: I know.
Alec: What do you think the height of stupidy is?
Jace: I don't know, let's see.
Jace: Simon! How tall are you?
Simon: The same height as you, you piece of trash.
Alec: That makes sense.
Jace: wHAT ARE YOU DOING, CLARISSA?
Clary, confused: I'm just eating a biscuit— Are you okay?
Jace, dramaticlly: cAnNiBaLiSm.
Alec, pointing to Jace crying on the ground: What is he doing?
Clary: He's crying because Max asked him to watch a TV show.
Alec: ... And what?
Clary: They saw DuckTales.
Jace, crying: Those bloodthirsty beasts!