Thinking about the humans poorly describing old movies/theatre to the Majiri

Player 1: So this old wrinkly priest dude raises a deformed orphan and lusts after gypsy and tries to have her killed

Player 2: so basically everyone in this candy factory gets on LSD and there’s tiny people that sing whenever a child dies

Player 3: So this magic train comes in the middle of the night and picks up children and takes them to a man who gives them presents

Are you guys interested in participating in a dynamic??

The other day I had a dialogue with Eche where she mentioned that since humans re-spawned they manage to hang out in the strangest places to the point that one was on her roof at 3 in the morning with this information I did the most reasonable thing and stopped in the strangest places to take a photo.

and I thought hey, why not do a dynamic where we all take photos in strange places in Palia, proving once again that humans are the cryptids of the place XD

In any case, if you are interested, put the tag "human local cryptid"

Been since I posted anything about palia, expect a text rant soon

i caught a proudhorned sernuk all by myself why cant i TELL HASSIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

palians must think humans are the most unchill species to exist - like we spawn from the abyss with no memories then proceed to SPRINT everywhere and mb sometimes even fly bc who has time for stairs? where are we all going in such a hurry?

grrrr i don’t wanna be at work i wanna go home and farm in palia

In the ol’ town gil where the galdurs yeehaw their way into Oneness

someone needs to stop me i’ve been staying up until 1 AM just playing this freaking game.

Time for some Reth and relaxation.

I should legally be allowed to flirt with Reth every 2 seconds

chaapa fear me, fish fear me, and everyone in kilima village desires me carnally

idk if any of you guys are playing Palia but this guy is my new best friend

Accidentally spoiled a bit of lore for myself so I am coping with a meme

Me speaking to Einar

Oh, the Oneness? Yeah, I know about that. That's what we autistic humans call "a special interest".

"you need a break" they say. "you play too much palia" they say. whatever. flow tree southwest of lighthouse