heavy is the head that wears the cat ears

me when i fucking GET you

it's still crazy to me that the taylor swift private jet pollution thing isn't like, a running joke, she actually produced an unnecessary amount of pollution because of how often she uses private jets. she should've voiced the onceler in the lorax instead of that red haired girl

@wafflehousecoffee absolute golden tags

cannot even begin to imagine the Blade Runner cyberpunk shit this ladybug i found on my RGB keyboard was going through

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

He would do numbers on tumblr

I kknow youre talking about if he had his own blog but I tjink itz important to acknowledge that this man is consistently doing numbers on tumblr. Liek fucking constantly

Okay I'm losing my shit over the response to Discord's new update.

This is the most negative response I have ever seen for a Discord update and I am living for it.

Their star level was at 4.1 stars when the update was fully released 24 hours ago.

Since then, their stars have dropped to 3.7 stars. The funny thing is, it was at 3.8 stars about an hour and a half ago.

Their article about the new update (link is here) has 70% of people voting it as unhelpful

Every single review that i've seen is a full paragraph and is actually very harshley criticizing the update. One person compared it to being a beta app because of how bad it is.

They also had to create an autoreply specifically about this update because they were getting so many negative reviews about it.

There are hundreds of thousands of negative reviews, all of the positive ones I've seen are clearly created by their marketing team for damage control.

People are encouraging people to unsubscribe for Nitro, myself and many others are refusing to use the app altogether and only using the desktop app, I intend on deleting my account if the desktop app is changed in any way.

Looks like they're going to have to do something about this cuz this seems to be affecting their revenue and also their app stars are absolutely tanking.

Absolutely living for this response, and I encourage people to keep going and making noise cuz they'll be forced to do something at this rate lol.

yesterday and today as an update

Nature is so beautiful

When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip

when the,. when,, then the pu, the pus, when - when you- the

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

He's right.

I suffered this now you have to

dried chile

this is cruel and NOT funny. Chile only uses this position when defending itself from predators; whoever took this photo obviously put Chile in a stressful situation for “likes” and “follows”. please stop reblogging this.

dude.

i knew a surgeon and he once told me “nobodys insides look like how the textbooks say they will. you never know what you’re going to find in there once you open them up” and that was easily the most ominous thing anyone’s ever said to me

when i was taking my first year anatomy lab, we’d occasionally find a cadaver where things would branch off or attach in the wrong order, and when we’d ask our prof about it, he’d just shrug and say “they must not have read the book”

When my friend was in med school one of the cadavers donated for them to autopsy didn't have a belly button, just smooth skin.

In the past 10 years of teaching in an anatomy lab, I have seen:

- A donor with a scrotum the size of my head. When we opened it up, we discovered it was a MASSIVE inguinal hernia and a good 1.5 ft of intestine were trapped down there.

- A donor with situs inversus totalis, whose organs were a mirror image of what we normally see (ie their heart pointed right and their liver was on the left, just for starters)

- A donor whose right common carotid artery branched off the aorta waaay over on the left hand side of the body and crossed alllll the way back across the thorax to get where it needed to be.

- A donor with 4 lobes for their right lung (should only be 3). We named the 4th lobe the Lisa Loeb, but all of the students were too young to appreciate our sparkling wit.

- A shocking variety of penile and breast implants. Y'all would not believe the number of different ways science has come up to counteract gravity.

- A couple of cases of ectopic kidneys, where a kidney didn't rise to its typical position just deep to the lowest ribs and instead stayed in the pelvis.

There is probably some other stuff that I am forgetting. Take home point is: the human body is weird and wonderful and you should learn more about yours!

....duuude.

Spleens Georg

Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?

every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog

when the door's closed it says FIFTH-DEGREE KEBAB FAMINE, it's the name of their band