pls im so tired

I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

Hey yall what do you call this and where are you from?

[image is: a maple seed]

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

sometimes I wish I could blink audibly like SpongeBob

you are fucking died. game oval.

What the fuck please RB for a bigger sample size because I thought getting grounded as a kid was universal

"You should be at the club" Direct exposure to the club would kill me instantly

"You should be at bar trivia night" This I cannot deny

they should invent a tech ceo that doesn't have the insecurity of a 12 year old boy

pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly

no nerds

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

HOO!

thanks it worked

……you can go now

muppet butter

no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see

Kids these days with their Cocomelon color sorting infinite runner games. They'd be much more well adjusted with the classic flash games i grew up with like "Click The Stickman And He Kills Himself"