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@serenity-schuyler

Nooo don't kys ur so sexc ahaha
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me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

ranibow sprimkle……..

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kepchup.

SPINCH

B A N C H

chichen nuggest

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yondus-wife

b R o G L e

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borzboy

strawbebbies..

this post almost moved me to tears

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Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive.

i think its the thing most people are self conscious about

If you’re reblogging this your voice is automatically perfect no questions asked it be like that

My voice weird

the amount of notes scares me

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For everyone who wants map references without continuously pulling up the photos of Google to look:

1. All Cave drawings 2. All Legendary Fish 3. All dinosaur bones 4. All Legendary Animal

Happy exploring/hunting!

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Dedicated to @vanderiinde @shyeehaw @ask-sean-macguire and fellow Sean lovers

In honor of beloved Sean Macguire

I was motivated to express my appreciation for Mr. Sean “Dead Eye” Macguire thanks to a post I saw on @vanderiinde ‘s blog found here

Please please please ignore my gross sounding voice. I was super nervous and excited to do something as out going as this and other neighbors were outside as well.

LEGEND.

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me, running my horse into literally every single obstacle and off of every single cliff because I’m too impatient to actually follow the road: oh my GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT HORSE. why the HELL would you go that way. you Idiot. you absolute Dumbass. I hate you. I hope you Die. you run into everything on purpose just to waste my time. kill yourself.
my horse: *dies*
me: oh no oh god no fuck no please my sweet baby. my lovely child. my goodest horsie. I love you so much. how did this Happen. please don’t leave me. please. you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I love you.
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shoyowo

Wattpad: ….and then your mom sold you to One Direction!

13 year old me, straight up snorting that shit, even though I had read 29283738 fics exactly like that:

Wattpad summary: You meet and fall in love with that super famous hot pop singer who falls in love with you too and you don’t know he’s famous

Wattpad: …and then the charming, hot, funny, intelligent, confident, cute, mildly familiar looking, sunglasses and hat wearing like a disguise in public, guy who’s immediately attracted to you, stays in the best hotel in a royal suite, is known in the most upper class restaurants, can sing with a guitar in front of a campfire and proclaims his love for you bc you’re different than the other girls after 7 hours of knowing you, turns out to be that famous pop singer

Me:

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“You was quiet in there?”
“Took everything I had… that son of hers… I’ll shove that silver spoon down his throat and pull it clean out of his arse, the smug fucker.”
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crabmandible

I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

you: making aalittle thing with clay

the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes 

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