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I don’t care how anyone ships them, friends or lovers or whatever, but this is so pure and wonderful. ;w; The bestest friends to ever exist in modern times.
can’t belive ur calling out my love of this friendship like this kei
Moriarty: All right, so Holmes came back as a young man. I have come to accept this. After all, with age comes wisdom and experience – Watson: –arrives as a beautiful young woman, a fresh young blossom in flowering of her youth and all that– Moriarty: …………..
art by honjou raita, illustrator of archer of shinjuku.
Watson: You’re a terrible person, Sherlock, you know that?? You’re an addict and a terrible person and sometimes I worry about where you might end up if you weren’t a consulting detective.
Also Watson: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY FRIEND?! SHERLOCK, HOLD MY BOUQUET. I AM ABOUT TO PUT MY VICTORIAN ERA BOOT UP THIS PERSON’S ARSE–
Sherlock: Be a Lancer, John. Moriarty: I’m a fucking criminal, Watson. Watson: …You know what, fuck both of you, I’m running away with Napoleon.
old mcdonald had a blog… HELLO! CENT HERE AS PROMISED. COULD YOU PLEASE LIKE/REBLOG IF YOU WOULDN’T MIND INTERACTING WITH AN AFFILIATED BLOG FOR ARCHER OF SHINJUKU ( JAMES MORIARTY )? WOULD REALLY LOVE TO WRITE WITH PEOPLE. <3
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Fate/Grand Order x Real Escape Game - Escape from the Baker Street PV and key visual.
Website: http://realdgame.jp/fgo2018/
“What an impatient man you are, SHERLOCK HOLMES. Don’t you know that women don’t like such pushiness?” Tamamo tilted her head to the side, still smiling and looking as cute and beautiful as she always is. He was certainly a pushy man, desiring to know what other did not. Wisdom like that would cost him his sanity someday…. or his feelings, emotions. Perhaps, he already lost one of those. He was still sane. Still there. Still rational. How saddening it was. Fighting against him would be not only inefficient but also tiresome.
But speaking of eating mortals… Tamamo was no stranger tocannibalism; she did eat humans” men, and women when she was Daji. No, children, no. Women and men, yes. Never mind! Not important information!
“Your hunger for knowledge and ultimate truths will lead you to your destruction. Some things mortals are not supposed to know~” she thanked him for the tea before continuing. What did he want to know exactly? Especially from her? “Now, what do you desire to learn abou me, hmm? I will not give you my body parameters.” Yes, she was still cracking jokes. She even winked, stating that she was in a friendlier omood now. A bit relaxed as well. If he didn’t want t give up, she will continue to play her games with a more… truthful approach. Maybe.
“Ahaha, I assure you, I would not ask something so crass.” Besides, he could tell them simply by observing her if he actually cared to, but such things were of no interest to him. “I hope you do not think me so base, my dear.”
“You don’t need to tell me anything, Tamamo, and I have no questions for you. All will be revealed in time, I simply need to observe. That is the science of deduction,” he informed. “Besides, it would be quite rude of me to pry into the personal life of a lady, wouldn’t it?” he asked. “However, I do invite you to ask whatever you should like of me. I have no secrets and surely it cannot hurt to get to know ones teammates, hm?”
SO I WENT TO THE LOUVRE TODAY…
NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE SAW THIS, LISTEN TO IT WITH VOLUME UP!
Holmes’ jest only played at the truth, proving his friend knew him a little too well. “I do enjoy a mystery film, but it has been a while since one had caught my interest,” the Caster replied, a rare smile curling at the edges of his lips, “Ah, but adventure films can be enjoyable as long as they do not rely on special effects to make up for a weak story line.”
“Might I say, I suspect you’d enjoy the Kurt Wallander novels. There was a television drama series made of a few of them, as well, some time ago. If I may confess, though I’m sure this comes as no surprise to you, I rather enjoy martial arts films.” Waver was an avid reader of the stories his dear watson had written of him, so he was certain this would hardly be a shock.
What an irritating and pushy man, but it was not like she hated him. He was a far better company than Gawain or Robin Hood, to say the least. Thankfully, he was not a Berserker either. She could only offer him a nod before sitting herself on the chair, once again facing the man before her. It was a right decision not to trust Tamamo. Not only she was a Caster-classed Servant, but her nature in itself was something no one should trust. She would put truth into the sea of lies, and even then people need to pay close attention to her words.
“Wait, do you want to say that I eat children and use them for my gain?! How rude! I have my own rules, you know.” Of course, she understood that he didn’t mean it like that. But she still made it sound like she did think about that. Another way to pretend, another way to show herself as a cheerful and cute shrine maiden. “I don’t know if I should feel flattered or threatened that you seem to be curious about my nature, Ruler-san. And why don’t we switch to our names, no? Don’t Rulers know names of other Servants?”
“If that is what you prefer, I shall oblige you, Tamamo no Mae. And certainly not,” he chuckled. “Though, you know exactly what I meant, I think. You’re no fool, that much is plain. So you’d do well not to pretend to be stupid, it will get you nowhere.” Her charms would not work on him, and he was not swayed by wifish ways. If anything, that would only make him more suspicious. He was much like a kitsune, too, wasn’t he? Hiding his cunning behind a genial smile and mild conversation. Yet, much like a kitsune, the dark intent was still easily sensed.
He poured some tea for the both of them, and slid her cup to her. “I suppose you may feel however you wish to about it. My nature as Revealer drives me to seek the ultimate truths of all things.” After all, him getting too close to certain truths was why he’d been stuck in the ruler class instead of his normal caster. To inhibit his actions, a cease and desist order from the World.
“But the plot is bloody predictable and unrealistic.” “I cannot fathom why one would find any ounce of this romantic garbage appealing…”
“Ah, right, of course, of course. You’d prefer a mystery, wouldn’t you?” he teased a bit. “I for one would find a rousing adventure suitable.” Mysteries were too boring for him, he always quickly figured out the perpetrator.
“Romantic comedy films are an insult – ” “Why would one bother to watch such rubbish?”
“There’s no accounting for taste, my friend.”
what a fine lookin’ crowd. : ))))
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Hey there RP com! My name is SIEGS and this is an RP Sideblog for Yamanami Keisuke, former Vice Chief of the Shinsengumi portrayed as a Fate/Series Servant.
I’m looking to interact with more muses from the Shinsengumi, Edo period (especially Bakamatsu era), and Sengoku era. Since this is a side blog, all follows will come from my main, @mxxou, so if you could please drop a follow if you’re interested, and reblog this to spread the word, I’d be greatly appreciative!
