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I adore this recent trend (if that's the right word) of letting an orchestra play classical music on a festival. It's magical to see thousands of festival-goers going absolutely wild on Beethoven. Mosh/circlepits, crowd surfing. It's wonderful to see the orchestra and the audience having the time of their lives.

They have to keep it on easy going Beethoven like Ode to Joy here to ensure a more docile response. They cant play In the Hall of the Mountain King cause they were already burning down venues when Grieg dropped that one back in 1875, today there would be a radioactive crater.

I hope at some point in S2, Lincoln and Normal find out that their grandparents were sucking face and flirting in weird old men ways in the forgotten realm.

Gotta keep them on their toes.. surprise motherfuckers y'know.

the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh

me, tossing and turning until 2 am: the lag…

napping is easy because your brain is connecting to the Sleep Server at low traffic hours for your region.

when everyone is trying to get on the Sleep Server during high traffic hours, night in your region, the lag is at its worst and many people can’t even connect to the server at all that’s why falling asleep at night is hard thank you for coming to my ted talk

(she has accepted your apology)

ALL HAIL THE KABEDON KING

owning cats is mostly just about getting meowed at

And “WHAT” in response as you and your cat just look at each other like

👁 👁

Getting meowed at is an essential vitamin

"i can fix him" well the teacher wld sit him next to me bc im quiet

Didn’t anticipate one of the bonuses of going to a drag show in a smaller more conservative town would be getting to see a bro who clearly wandered into the wrong part of the bar by mistake experience what looked to be a transcendent awakening upon seeing his first drag show.

On of the queens halfway through the show, “Honey, are you straight?”

This man, in a strangled voice, “I don’t know”

no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress

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